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ERC-20 Built Solely On Hype...
HYPETOKEN.IO
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The rush of money into what are usually early-stage, failure-prone projects has created a lot of concern in the crypto community. A promising new startup called "HypeToken" is not trying to fix this problem. The team behind HYPE is just going to do what everyone else is doing: Slay the FUD and hype up their own project. HYPE aims to accomplish as little as possible— the only thing on their roadmap is "picking up some burgers" in early 2018 and they blatantly use a free Wordpress theme.
“Once the tokens unlock on Dec 25th, You can send HYPE to a crappy project’s ICO contract to make a bold statement. Or you can send them to an ICO you support to increase the amount of HYPE around their project. It's all subjective and totally fun! Did we raise the money yet?” says Chief Strategy Officer of HYPEToken, Ronald Pimberton.
"All your Ether is going straight to Bitstamp so I can buy myself some decent Christmas presents. It’s been a long time since I’ve had a good Christmas because my Mom is dating this douchebag and he’s always around during the holidays. I don’t know… I just really want to show Henry up and I’m still not calling him 'Dad.'" says Daniel Williams, Lead Developer
Hype Tokens are worthless. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t buy it! People buy worthless stuff all the time! You should get HYPE for the same reason people get cheese hats and whoopie cushions! BECAUSE IT’S CLEAN NOVELTY FUN.
HYPETOKEN USE CASES
Pointing Out Ridiculous ICOs
Send some HypeToken to a bad project’s contract to make a statement. The world will know their dApp is based merely on hype and you’ll get to feel like the SEC! Regulating the vast plane of crypto is a wonderful feeling! (From what I’ve heard.)
Hyping Up Good ICOs
Send HYPE to the contract of any ICO you want to hype up! Watch the value skyrocket! Or watch absolutely nothing happen! Either way you’ll feel like a valiant European explorer discovering new worlds and hyping up how wonderful they are! (Until you subsequently destroy them.)
The Most Buoyant Token
One of the great things about HypeToken is that it’s incredibly buoyant. Don’t believe me? Go ahead and send HYPE to a hardwallet and chuck it into the ocean. You’ll be amazed at how well it floats. It’s really really good at floating.
December 1st - December 25th or when the hard cap of 69 ETH is reached.
Total supply of 69,420,420 HYPE
Tokens are for sale at a fixed rate of 1,000,000 HYPE/ 1 ETH.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET HYPE! https://hypetoken.io
ERC-20 Built Solely On Hype...
HYPETOKEN.IO
(someone with more karma please quote me so the damn image shows up)
The rush of money into what are usually early-stage, failure-prone projects has created a lot of concern in the crypto community. A promising new startup called "HypeToken" is not trying to fix this problem. The team behind HYPE is just going to do what everyone else is doing: Slay the FUD and hype up their own project. HYPE aims to accomplish as little as possible— the only thing on their roadmap is "picking up some burgers" in early 2018 and they blatantly use a free Wordpress theme.
“Once the tokens unlock on Dec 25th, You can send HYPE to a crappy project’s ICO contract to make a bold statement. Or you can send them to an ICO you support to increase the amount of HYPE around their project. It's all subjective and totally fun! Did we raise the money yet?” says Chief Strategy Officer of HYPEToken, Ronald Pimberton.
"All your Ether is going straight to Bitstamp so I can buy myself some decent Christmas presents. It’s been a long time since I’ve had a good Christmas because my Mom is dating this douchebag and he’s always around during the holidays. I don’t know… I just really want to show Henry up and I’m still not calling him 'Dad.'" says Daniel Williams, Lead Developer
Hype Tokens are worthless. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t buy it! People buy worthless stuff all the time! You should get HYPE for the same reason people get cheese hats and whoopie cushions! BECAUSE IT’S CLEAN NOVELTY FUN.
HYPETOKEN USE CASES
Pointing Out Ridiculous ICOs
Send some HypeToken to a bad project’s contract to make a statement. The world will know their dApp is based merely on hype and you’ll get to feel like the SEC! Regulating the vast plane of crypto is a wonderful feeling! (From what I’ve heard.)
Hyping Up Good ICOs
Send HYPE to the contract of any ICO you want to hype up! Watch the value skyrocket! Or watch absolutely nothing happen! Either way you’ll feel like a valiant European explorer discovering new worlds and hyping up how wonderful they are! (Until you subsequently destroy them.)
The Most Buoyant Token
One of the great things about HypeToken is that it’s incredibly buoyant. Don’t believe me? Go ahead and send HYPE to a hardwallet and chuck it into the ocean. You’ll be amazed at how well it floats. It’s really really good at floating.
December 1st - December 25th or when the hard cap of 69 ETH is reached.
Total supply of 69,420,420 HYPE
Tokens are for sale at a fixed rate of 1,000,000 HYPE/ 1 ETH.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET HYPE! https://hypetoken.io
