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[HypeToken]

THIS THREAD IS DEAD

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[migueltiu]

🚀HYPETOKEN🚀

ERC-20 Built Solely On Hype...

HYPETOKEN.IO

https://i.imgur.com/puJXTEv.jpg

(someone with more karma please quote me so the damn image shows up)

The rush of money into what are usually early-stage, failure-prone projects has created a lot of concern in the crypto community. A promising new startup called "HypeToken" is not trying to fix this problem. The team behind HYPE is just going to do what everyone else is doing: Slay the FUD and hype up their own project. HYPE aims to accomplish as little as possible— the only thing on their roadmap is "picking up some burgers" in early 2018 and they blatantly use a free Wordpress theme.

“Once the tokens unlock on Dec 25th, You can send HYPE to a crappy project’s ICO contract to make a bold statement. Or you can send them to an ICO you support to increase the amount of HYPE around their project. It's all subjective and totally fun! Did we raise the money yet?” says Chief Strategy Officer of HYPEToken, Ronald Pimberton.

"All your Ether is going straight to Bitstamp so I can buy myself some decent Christmas presents. It’s been a long time since I’ve had a good Christmas because my Mom is dating this douchebag and he’s always around during the holidays. I don’t know… I just really want to show Henry up and I’m still not calling him 'Dad.'" says Daniel Williams, Lead Developer

Hype Tokens are worthless. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t buy it! People buy worthless stuff all the time! You should get HYPE for the same reason people get cheese hats and whoopie cushions! BECAUSE IT’S CLEAN NOVELTY FUN.


HYPETOKEN USE CASES

Pointing Out Ridiculous ICOs
Send some HypeToken to a bad project’s contract to make a statement. The world will know their dApp is based merely on hype and you’ll get to feel like the SEC! Regulating the vast plane of crypto is a wonderful feeling! (From what I’ve heard.)

Hyping Up Good ICOs
Send HYPE to the contract of any ICO you want to hype up! Watch the value skyrocket! Or watch absolutely nothing happen! Either way you’ll feel like a valiant European explorer discovering new worlds and hyping up how wonderful they are! (Until you subsequently destroy them.)

The Most Buoyant Token
One of the great things about HypeToken is that it’s incredibly buoyant. Don’t believe me? Go ahead and send HYPE to a hardwallet and chuck it into the ocean. You’ll be amazed at how well it floats. It’s really really good at floating.

December 1st - December 25th or when the hard cap of 69 ETH is reached.

Total supply of 69,420,420 HYPE

Tokens are for sale at a fixed rate of 1,000,000 HYPE/ 1 ETH.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET HYPE! https://hypetoken.io

[OBAViJEST]

Please correlate hard wallet with specific values.

I paste wallet on rock, sent hypetoken sink. If place hard wallet on Styrofoam, hard wallet float. Buoyancy is flawed pls fix.

[Oumal]

Accept the terms.
HypeToken is not a security. It is a worthless and useless token. You can not profit from HypeToken because they are worthless. You can not use this token to access or do anything. You are donating Ethereum and are not entitled to anything.



I do not need to ask questions, they have disappeared by themselves

[sarul]

Ah, another fast ICO coming again for earn easy money. Anyway the hard cap (69 eth) is meaningless since supply is only 69M token. Better expect to sold them all instead.

[AmoreJaz]

this sounds like one of the worst projects i have seen in a very long time! comparable to the BigUp coin of a few years back.
will they never stop this crap?

[HypeToken]

Please correlate hard wallet with specific values.

I paste wallet on rock, sent hypetoken sink. If place hard wallet on Styrofoam, hard wallet float. Buoyancy is flawed pls fix.

You have to send 50% of tokens (34,710,210 HYPE) to offset the weight of the water. Please buy 34 ETH worth for further testing.

[HypeToken]

this sounds like one of the worst projects i have seen in a very long time! comparable to the BigUp coin of a few years back.
will they never stop this crap?

I'm not sure you understand, we have big things coming just around the corner. HUGE THINGS. My token is one of the best new projects out there and my Mom has told my numerous times it's a great idea and I'm one of the smarter of her 4 sons. I am going to disrupt every industry on the planet because I have a mother's love lifting me up through the high clouds of the tech industry.

[maxinamum]

lol to this token. Good job dev. Made my day.

[HypeToken]

lol to this token. Good job dev. Made my day.

Thanks! You can check out our slack here: https://join.slack.com/t/hypetoken/shared_invite/enQtMjgxOTQ4MzA1MDQ2LTRiMmM3MGJhYTY5YjU2MDU2Y2JkOWE0ZWE1MDIyMmMxNTA4ZDIxNmE1ZjJlNmYyODM1M2FiZGIwZjU5YjM1NWY

[hadang]

How HYPETOKEN can distinguish good ICOs and Ridiculous ICOs?

[jfieschi]

Please correlate hard wallet with specific values.

I paste wallet on rock, sent hypetoken sink. If place hard wallet on Styrofoam, hard wallet float. Buoyancy is flawed pls fix.

OBAViJEST, what are you doing here? ??   You are a shame to the crypto community,   You turn your back to your project and to all the people had invested the money in Condensate / Rain Project , You turned a good coin project in a SCAM coin, is your responsibility for the Rain price crashed and to the money the investors loses , please return to Condensate and keep the same good work you did when you started this project.    

  Thanks.

[HypeToken]

Please correlate hard wallet with specific values.

I paste wallet on rock, sent hypetoken sink. If place hard wallet on Styrofoam, hard wallet float. Buoyancy is flawed pls fix.

OBAViJEST, what are you doing here? ??   You are a shame to the crypto community,   You turn your back to your project and to all the people had invested the money in Condensate / Rain Project , You turned a good coin project in a SCAM coin, is your responsibility for the Rain price crashed and to the money the investors loses , please return to Condensate and keep the same good work you did when you started this project.    

  Thanks.

We're here to talk about HYPE folks!

[bachvs]

What's the price hypetoken now?

It's priceless.
Oops, sorry, I mean worthless, and useless as well.
But as the op said, it floats nicely.
Maybe imma give it a try and see for myself lol.

[kyanscadiel]

I just don't quite understand why do you pointing out Ridiculous ICO's and Hyping out ICO's? Does it make any difference of you point out or hype out ICO's? What is the effect of both of these in your project?

[Yawn85]

better than the crypto kitty...

[HypeToken]

UPDATE: Website is back online!

[HypeToken]

better than the crypto kitty...

That's all we're trying to be. 😿

[seriin]

I wish this project for their better progress and development to slap those old things on the blockchain and make them new again.

[s2sallbygrace]

How can a participant or investor gain profit if your coin has no value? Could you please explain further for me to understand why did you put up an ICO of your token has no value at all.