i swear one of these days i'm going to make a post ..
" instead of sending bitcoins for miners to someone who will steal them. send them to me i'll kick you in the nutts and at least you'll get something outta it "
Im sick so i didnt read all of this but it seems to me your looking for someone with a dev unit .. i have one . as well as google glass if you want to try them on both BUT ( and this is a big but cause i really do like my toys) i'm not sending you hardware.
also if child labor laws apply here ( not really sure if they do ) i thought there was an exception for family owned business's