Its kinda of hysterical you just automatically label a new user as a scammer without any evidence for doing so other than an offer you deem to good to be true by your unparalleled marvelous all knowing authority as a forum self indoctrinated overlord - great way to get more people involved in the crypto trading world... 

Well I figured it was long shot ha, that said, if someone one actually sends me reaches out, maybe the stars can align just right for a mutually beneficial deal tonight. Anyways, thanks for not being to hard on me for a newbie

My family is clueless about the crypto world and I did not have this opportunity until late this evening. Its hard to buy coin after 5.

Not giving anything away. I am paying a provider for a service because their funds aid my ability to complete a larger trade.... So yeah I guess the individual brave enough to actually reach out to me will reap the reward...

I am a legit broker with Yale bachelors degree and half a law degree=/ Im a 2L. Just do not feel like posting all of my information here unless someone is actually interested in working with me. I know it sounds scammy as hell. ha

Looking for super short term loan. 1 BTC for 2 hours, I will pay you back 1.5. Will provide all personal details, social media etc. I am a trader trying to fill a large trade order at the moment. Will elaborate over the phone or via text... PM me for my contact details.