I keep hearing that the stimulus package passed but am seeing conflicting reports.

Is the digital dollar included?

Unless this bill is fixed, there is a strong incentive for employees to be laid off instead of going to work

Denver lockdown

In Santa Marta, a favela that sits in the shadow of Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue, traffickers have been handing out soap and have placed signs near a public water fountain at the community’s entrance that say: “Please wash your hands before entering the favela.”

You are MOAR morbid than usual, recently...

Are you trying to tell us something?

At least, do you have reasonable odds of making it for at least two more halvenings?    maybe you might want to start spending some of your BTC sooner^tm rather than later?

Gotta try to enjoy some of our wealth (if possible) while we still have some health and energies.

Further, I would be disappointed to find out that you would be leaving your BTC stash to some "undeserving" heirs, especially if you still have an opportunity to exhaust those reserves yourself and upon yourself.

he said he knew how to access the coins but didn't have time to do it himself

You know, they had to break it to the public gently and gradually, and they did give out hints for the acute of hearing.
Imagine where we'd be now if on Jan 15th say, when the CCP had ignored it for too long, and it was clear it was going to go global,
"We interrupt your inessential group-sex session to inform you it is now illegal, as is meeting anyone in the street, travelling, clothes shopping, buying too much soap, underplaying the dangers of the virus on social media, wiping your arse lavishly, buying 3 or more tins of beans, visiting your grandma...""Oh btw also digital dollars, drones bossing you about, economic meltdown and more fun stuff". They didn't even know half of it and just chucked it in at the best opportunity. We'd be burning now with food riots instead of cowering at home and just possibly putting all that off for a bit while they regroup and see how to press home the advantage, I mean er continue to protect us.

Would you be able to remember several random words like
peasant
cultivate
specimen
articulate
if you record just the first letter, or the first two letters, of each word?  Like this
pe cu sp ar
If so, then you have some entropy to get you started on constructing a seed.  Entropy that you can retrieve using an abbreviated mnemonic as above.
Next, you add enough salt to protect you from rainbow table attacks while lengthening the string to protect from brute force attacks.
For example, you could use your social security number and your mother's maiden name
So the reminder string becomes
pe cu sp ar ss mmn
So that you have a string with four words and a number, followed by a fifth word, and you can store just the abbreviated string.
It is highly unlikely that any thief who gets hold of your file will be able to reconstruct the string from the abbreviations, so storing it
becomes much less of a security concern.  You might even email it to yourself.
Now we probaby have enough bits to work with.  But add more words or salt if you see fit.
The next step is to create a private key or seed from your (entropy + salt) string.
Do a sha256 hash of the full string.  This will give you a 256 bit hex string (64 characters).
And that hex can be the input for a tool like
https://bip32jp.github.io/english/
or you can use Ian Coleman's mnemonic code converter
https://iancoleman.io/bip39/
and click "show entropy details" to put in your own entropy.
Now you have a seed.  But you don't need to remember the seed.
If you can reconstruct the string that was the entropy source, you can reconstruct the seed.
For me, it's easier to remember something that I came up with on my own, aided by a mnemonic shorthand like
pe cu sp ar ss mmn
than it is to remember a 12 word HD seed, for example.
But your mileage may vary; everybody's brain works different.


Notes  
the output of the hash command depends on the syntax.
I always type it like this:
echo -n 'passphrase' | sha256sum
For example,
Do the following:
Use the first 32 hex chars (128 bits) of the hash as custom entropy input for one of the generators linked above
and you will get 12 words that you can use to create or restore a bip39 HD wallet.
If you don't want to use the command line to do the hash, you can hash the string by typing it into http://brain.evilbs.com/, which calls the produced hash the "secret exponent."  The output will be the same as that produced by the command line syntax specified above.
Warning:  if you use the command line, your .bash_history file will record the command, with the word string as you typed it,
so make sure to erase that line from the file.
Also, you obviously don't want to do this sort of thing on a website.  If you use one of the generators or the brainwallet site,
download the page and run it offline.

Plus I can work on some home projects undisturbed if I get bored and run out of work.
Bitcoin rounds anyone?  lol

Who will buy stocks today?