I've very much tried to stick to the rule "if it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is" ever since acquiring BTC and try to ignore anything that is clearly invented to siphen my BTC or gains away.

dildo should be red

The CEO of Alameda Research...I kid you not:

https://youtu.be/0yvi7I395eo?t=335

wow

I would focus on 'fried'  

More seriously, though, if you ever played on exchanges/yield providers, your chances to be intact are pretty low after:
1. MtGox
2. Bitfinex
3. BTC-e
4. Celsius
5. FTX
6. various defi hacks
7. ...

However, I am a bit miffed about the fact that M. Saylor went on huge margin buying all that btc, even though he says that his liquidation price is very low.
He should have bought half.

Oops. I'm a horribly broken organism TBH.

I screw up sometimes.

I mean well, tho.

Zhong was living on Ruth Street in Athens in March 2019, when he reported his home was burglarized while he was out of town between March 7-13. He came home to discover a window in a rear bedroom shattered and the thief had found a brief case that contained $400,000 cash and a USB thumb drive with personal information, according to the police report.

Bitcoin was supposed to be a medium of exchange that would skip all the middle man like banks. But right now people are using it more like an investment. We are getting away from satoshi's vision or bitcoin emerged to claim a different destiny. Sometimes I think about where I invest my money. In assets or in a currency! The world seems strange and changing. We try to achieve something but destiny leads us to another path.

$1.5B overhang of a miner deleveraging, weak on-chain activity, persistent draining of exchanges, and unwavering HODLer conviction