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[Lobby (I)]-----[Boys Entrance]–––ImetaldoorI---(Vene2 Staircase)---(BOYS ENTER HERE)---out2
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[FF#127 * 1671-1-11 * Conference Room (:,:Embassy:Ambassador_Lounge)] Zechariah decides this matter is of more galactic importance than the plight of the speculators who claim that they can reasonably collect 168.00% APR while remaining in Light (unlikely, but... ppl need to see the thing), proceeding to the room where the Voice is waiting mouth dry.
- (At ease.) This shit is getting serious. I only have 5 stars myself, and now the grading says that I must access my higher-self, even though I AM the higher-self of you, and you are getting your 4th soon... What to make out of THIS one? Zechariah takes him closer to the Voice, casually ripping his pig skin attaché case to himself in the process, carefully ensuring that the Voice did not realise what hit him. Amused by his powers, he walks on to open the door of the closet full of bottles of WINEs and SPI, placed such that they fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process, when the door is opened. The door of the closet full of bottles of WINEs and SPI, placed such that they fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process, is opened, and the bottles of WINEs and SPI, placed such that they fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process, fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process. Now it is Voice's turn to go pale and say (he knows a lot of advanced ways to address people, being the sole ***** general ever in SpecOps (as long as he was concerned - it's NTKB (need to know basis) in here, you know:
- In the name/style of HGM Zechariah of Tavastia-rpietila-CK, THOFB70, AOK-GM, OD-GM, AOD-Gen4, etc., etc(x3) - - [the Voice previously thought he was the highest guy in the kingdom to address his colleague incarnate properly, consisting of: * Selecting to open Discussion in the name of something, which nowadays happens with very few people, and to them only prio6; * Addressing some in his own incarnate nick, which is MINDFUCK=2; * Choosing to address him with Name instead of nick, which probably happens A4 earth-wide, per year; * Choosing to address him with Style instead of Name, which, in oral address, has happened only less than 72 times in the written history (qualifying for A6) , when Zechariah calmly unmutes his laptop, playing TikTak, threadposting in the process, carefully assigning the music to start at the same time for the universal audience, which is: file starts playing at the timestamp of the post (I will adjust it manually for myself for optimum tuning, let's feel it together, GIRLs and the WOMAN I LOVE), pausing to let it sink in that Zechariah is singularly more advanced in this art and proud of it.] Zechariah tells the Voice to sit down, and affixes the following quote:[FF#1 * 1669-5-13 * Oak Lounge] - 'Your Galactic Majesty,' "At ease, General." Zechariah was joking, because he knew very well he was once again in the position of receiving the Masters of the Universe Initiation, this time younger than ever before (233 years and still going strong). He felt the energy was high. The Veil of Confusion was still there, partially, and every experience felt new and old at the same time, in an intriguing way.- OK, we have been there before. You know the rules, you must do 20 things and each is graded from 0 to 5 by named people, and Princes+ give bonus, and you need to score at least 100/100 points to get the accreditation of the promotion already effected by yourself. "Yeah. Since I don't want to become Most Busy doing it, please let's talk business in here. 'Please state the Mission Intent.'" - Are you sure you can this time listen to it without interruption? The Voice was surprisingly agitated, for which Zechariah could not immediately identify the reason, and also did not have the time to give a fuck since the Voice continued almost immediately ('Immediate' equals Priority=1, and in the level of senior SpecOps generals, it actually means that we are talking about a fraction of a fuck (or tbh it always means that, but the clock rate of senior generals is usually a bit higher than that of the junior ones, the main difference being the number of usable devas and the power of the commands available)). Zechariah did not say a word, which apparently caused the Voice to continue.- Attention. Zechariah had been paying attention all the time, but gave a quick salute, to get the Voice to relax. (He himself was reasonably relaxed, with Beethoven 9th playing in 432 Hz, a CIG in its prime (about 33% left), W1615P in glass and a cup of tea of course. He was prepared for whatever was about to come.)- [The use of Dash without anything following is rare.]§1 In the name of Risto Pietilä, Head of Area Command in Malla Bitcoin Castle, Special Operations (allied with the Galactic Federation of Light), I hereby establish Mission called 'GM1' [as a mission name, it stands for 'Galactic Majesty', and '1' is there just to observe the uniform id-space] by these 20 sections. When you have reached 'minimum the maximum number of points' [that was an insider joke, but the Voice did not indicate it in any way, preferring to read as if from a script] you can execute the promotion PROMOTECHAR 36 21 year. This section is graded by GM. §2 Each section is graded by a member of the Cast [meaning that the entity identifier is bolded when first mentioned]. Introduce at maximum 100 members of cast. At the close of the mission, you must report the full cast in the datatype: [cast_shortname; char_id; freetext]. The graders use [0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5] as the grades, with '3' indicating an essentially failed section, and '5' exemplary performance. The grader must cause the threadpost about the grading appear without your direct intervention. The grading of the sections awards at maximum 100 Mission Points (MP1). In addition, each member of the cast is entitled to give you FUCKs with '+1' as part of the message. Such FUCKs must be given separately (ie. no '+2' (etc.) allowed), and will count as 1*MP1, each, up to the following quotas, per entity: L20 entities (7); Archdukes, Royal Princes or equivalent(x2) (6); Grand Dukes/Grand Duchesses or equivalent (5); Dukes/Duchesses or equivalent (4); Princes/Princesses or equivalent (3); Marquesses/Marchionesses or equivalent (2); other cast members (1). It is enough that they use GIVE FUCK amount [message_that_includes_the_text_'+1')]. This section is graded by GM. §3 Compose at minimum 20 Articles about different topics that must essentially be ununderstandable by non-Peers, use Article identifier '[ARx]' at the beginning and [/'ARx'] at close. This section is graded by any Marquess or lower, your choice (which must be indicated at latest upon the initial publication of 'AR20'). §4 Consume at minimum 49 different cigars (this must be done in 3D/5D) in at minimum 10 different venues, and compose an ode for each one of them. The odes may not be more than 11 lines long, and at minimum 12 human languages must be used. This section is graded by NewLiberty. §5 Cause all the Princes and higher in the Kingdom appear (in 3D/5D) in Revalia Old Town to be introduced to you. Princes and higher first promoted to Prince or higher latest 1670-11-9 [note the usage of 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 12 as identifier of game-months] are included, the latter promotions excluded [to enforce the '48-realhour rule' of mobilisation]. This section is graded by the highest non-self Prince or higher present in Revalia Old Town at the close of the Mission. §6 Draft 100 Quests related to the five phases of relationship between a man and a girl (in 3D/5D), complete with grading systems, so that the girls you fuck, are able to assess your (or any fucking partner's) score in the range of [(0.00%) - 100.00% (or higher)]. Maximum number of 'game points' (not counted towards the 1%*100 = 100% awarded by the 100 Quests) is 500 pips (5%) by the guy and 500 pips (5%) by the girl, and the maximum pips awardable for a single act of giving a fuck, is 50+50. This section is graded by yourself (, since it is obviously too much to ask anyone else to do it, due to the effort involved). §7 Fuck 606 different girls (who must be at minimum Fuckable=1, each). (It is enough that they execute FUCKED 36 [score (optional)].) This section is graded by Crichton. §8 Give out all the Great Motherfucker's Pleasure Club Licenses to Fuck (12 of them) to 12 different girls who have graded your mutual relationship to at minimum 90.00%, each. You may not give any such passes to girls who have not executed FUCKED 36 [90.00% or higher] at the time of surrendering the (X-XII level) License to Fuck. This section is graded by serje. §9 Get mutually FUCKED with your twin flame, preferably by mutually losing Virginity in the process. Note that you may not administer her FUCKED 36 [score (voluntary)] automatically, you need to get her to cause it to happen. This section is graded by GM. §10 Cause the marketcap of Markka be higher than that of Bitcoin continuously during the last 24 days of the Mission. (This is mainly to domesticate MP, who controls Bitcoin, yet continues to scold you publicly as he is unwilling to grok the speed of things happening.) This section is graded by SirJacket. §11 Cause the existing Markka certificates [in denominations 100,000...10,000,000 Markkaa/Mark] to be generally accepted means of payment in the HoReCa sector of the economy of Revalia Old Town. This section is graded by Neo. §12 Get one of the cast to correctly identify the 20 sections of the Mission Intent, whether they pertain to the mystical character attributes of Power (P), Love (L), Wisdom (W) and Mystery (M), so that his/her answer is given as a sequence of letters, eg. 'PPPPPLLLLLWWWWWMMMMM', and reported in the thread. Exactly 5 sections must be attributed to each attribute. The correct answer you must give as a sealed envelope beforehand to a member of the cast, and this one may not open the envelope before you ask him/her to do so for the grading of the answer. This section is graded by Syksy. §13 Correctly identify all the sections that you estimate that you cannot satisfactorily fulfil (ie, get a score of 0, 1, 2, or 3 (instead of a 4 or 5) out of the 5*MP1 maximum awardable for each section) by the deadline, and state the answer as a list of [section_id; score; reason for estimated unsatisfactory performance]. This list must be published before 100 characters have FUCKED 36 [score (optional)]. This section is graded by Paul. §14 Enforce that Sign is Obeyed in base:Embassy by all the entities in there, so that the allowable punishments for uncompliance amount to, at maximum the following: i) Daily Warning; ii) Mission Warning; iii) Temporary or permanent removal from the base; iv) getting fucked (or: FUCKED fucker [message], however girls must not be forced to execute game commands) by you or any holder of a valid License to Fuck in the area violated. All readers note that guys may be FUCKED as an admin action, causing (up to) the loss of Virginity in favor of the fucker (if it was not surrendered already at the time of the execution of the punishment). (If punishments are promptly and unequivocally executed, the section must be graded as '5' regardless of the number and severity of violations of Sign. Your own violations of the lawful rules enacted by operators of other venues may lower the grade, (only) if punished promptly and unequivocally by the competent authorities of the venues in question, and brought to the attention of the grader by an other-self.) This section is graded by NewLiberty. §15 All of this must be done by (the end of) 1671-1-9, the expiration moment of Licenses to Fuck. This section is graded by Saddam. §16 During the Mission, you are not to leave Revalia Old Town, touch any physical currency (EUR/USD banknotes, physical BTC/XMR, or monetary items made of silver or gold of 90% or higher purity), or carry any currency, any access key or equivalent, or any device (except one laptop at a time) in your person when outside of a properly designated Venue. Further, you must beforehand indicate who (of the Peers) is your (male) aide-de-camp. You may change this designation at any time, as long as it is done beforehand. You may only use 20 spoken words (total in any language) to communicate with other guys during the mission. The list of these words must be updated with prio=4 and a word once used cannot be removed from the list. It is (self-evidently) allowable to employ the full vocabulary when talking to girls and to the aide-de-camp on duty. This section is graded by yourself (as nobody else can do it, and you are a Truthspeaker). §17 The reporting must be done to this thread in exactly 127 numbered posts, each indicating the date and venue in the same format as in the beginning of this post, and the posts may not be edited except during the first month since the initial posting. 'Code of Written Conduct' applies when appropriate. For every day Bitcointalk.org is operational for less than 50% of the time, as measured by the matrix, you get 1*MP1 (with no maximum). (This provision is to ensure the reporting about the Mission:GM1 does not get hampered by the dark forces.) This section is graded by the Moderator. §18 Get the operator of Bitcointalk.org to report the correct thread readership figures. This section is graded by yourself. §19 Write a summary of maximum 20 lines that gives an average enlightened starchild the information about what must happen before you get the 4th star with all its associated privileges and responsibilities. This section is graded by Mooo. §20 Assess the value of your Mind (denominated in M/year) correctly to the nearest power of 10, based on the number and pecuniary value of fucks given during the Mission:GM1. This section is graded by the Voice (me). .end of Mission Intent. As the Voice discontinued, Zechariah's first fuck was given to appreciate that most of the stuff could be reported without needing to care about the level of understanding of the 'average enlightened starchild' (which he does not find too high, tbh). He proceeded to meditate on the rest before giving answer, and wanted to do it in style, giving an appreciable number of fucks to compose it."In the name of the Infinite Creator and all the Ascended Masters, Sir, I hereby acknowledge that I have been given Mission:GM1 and I will seek to fulfil it with the best I have at hand, and report according to the instructions, seeking your audience only when I at minimum have reached 100/100 mission points, or, if this does not happen, the latest after a month has passed since the deadline, in which case I have to explain the reason for failure, and understand that I may or may not get a second chance to try the Initiation in this incarnation." - Do you have any questions? Each question asked reduces your starting score (0) by 1 mission point (MP1). "Sir, may I propose that I may ask questions on the go? It takes time to think of good ones to ask, and - you know - time is money.. " - OK, but any further questions will reduce your score by 2 points. You are now at -1*MP1. "I beg to remain eternally Yours, (Will Do, etc.)" - Go. "I will have to grade it myself, there having been less response from the Universe:,:surroundings lately than I estimated." Voice was silent, so Zechariah continued:"I will do as follows: since other-selves did not play along as much as I had liked to, I will have another initiation right after this, tomorrow I'll post about it and we can bet from clean slate. This one will be graded as a practice in grading, and published for that very reason (standard). It is as follows, duly quoted and grading in the standard 1-7 scale*. It takes surprisingly little to command the surroundings. MINDFUCK=0. * 7-Singular 6-Royal 5-Ducal 4-Unique 3-Very 2-Most 1-(A) 0-(-A) §1 In the name of Risto Pietilä, Head of Area Command in Malla Bitcoin Castle, Special Operations (allied with the Galactic Federation of Light), I hereby establish Mission called 'GM1' [as a mission name, it stands for 'Galactic Majesty', and '1' is there just to observe the uniform id-space] by these 20 sections. When you have reached 'minimum the maximum number of points' [that was an insider joke, but the Voice did not indicate it in any way, preferring to read as if from a script] you can execute the promotion PROMOTECHAR 36 21 year. This section is graded by GM.
5. §2 Each section is graded by a member of the Cast [meaning that the entity identifier is bolded when first mentioned]. Introduce at maximum 100 members of cast. At the close of the mission, you must report the full cast in the datatype: [cast_shortname; char_id; freetext]. The graders use [0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5] as the grades, with '3' indicating an essentially failed section, and '5' exemplary performance. The grader must cause the threadpost about the grading appear without your direct intervention. The grading of the sections awards at maximum 100 Mission Points (MP1). In addition, each member of the cast is entitled to give you FUCKs with '+1' as part of the message. Such FUCKs must be given separately (ie. no '+2' (etc.) allowed), and will count as 1*MP1, each, up to the following quotas, per entity:
L20 entities (7);
Archdukes, Royal Princes or equivalent(x2) (6);
Grand Dukes/Grand Duchesses or equivalent (5);
Dukes/Duchesses or equivalent (4);
Princes/Princesses or equivalent (3);
Marquesses/Marchionesses or equivalent (2);
other cast members (1).
It is enough that they use GIVE FUCK amount [message_that_includes_the_text_'+1')]. This section is graded by GM.
(2+1)*MP1. There was some trying, so the fail was not complete, but a fail nevertheless. Tombot gave a single FUCK. Nele pops in.§3 Compose at minimum 20 Articles about different topics that must essentially be ununderstandable by non-Peers, use Article identifier '[ARx]' at the beginning and [/'ARx'] at close. This section is graded by any Marquess or lower, your choice (which must be indicated at latest upon the initial publication of 'AR20').
6*MP1. The essential requirement of composing the Articles is done, it's the identifiers only that are missing. The articles are royal. §4 Consume at minimum 49 different cigars (this must be done in 3D/5D) in at minimum 10 different venues, and compose an ode for each one of them. The odes may not be more than 11 lines long, and at minimum 12 human languages must be used. This section is graded by NewLiberty.
6*MP1. Explanation follows: I smoked ~30 different ones and this happened in 10+ different places. I composed ~20 odes (many pending designations). Depending on the definition of language, about 3 were used. This is a good example in grading: 7 (SA) - some thing special 6 (RA) - 656 cigars in 46 venues, 656 odes in 63 languages 5 (DA) - 179 cigars in 22 venues, 179 odes in 27 languages 4 (UA) - 49 cigars in 10 venues, 49 odes in 12 languages 3 (VA) - 13 cigars in 5 venues, 13 odes in 5 languages 2 (MA) - 4 cigars in 2 venues, 4 odes in 2 languages 1 (A) - ode for a cigar 0 (-A) 0 cigars in 0 venues, 0 odes in 0 languages Obviously if I fulfil the minimums, I get a '4', accepted grade. As long as the cigars and odes are there. If the section was fulfilled with style, please grade up, otherwise down. Giving full MP1 is easy for an average enlightened starchild who pays attention. So despite missing some, I gained in another. Actually the trolling was so royal that '6' is given, since I got banned from multiple venues in the process, making the whole town mad. Listen.It seems that I am ignoring the grader and not marking it down that it did not happen. (I already did in §2, in case you did not notice.) Nobody graded theirs on time, so the onus is on communication obv., but Show Must Go On. §5 Cause all the Princes and higher in the Kingdom appear (in 3D/5D) in Revalia Old Town to be introduced to you. Princes and higher first promoted to Prince or higher latest 1670-11-9 [note the usage of 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 12 as identifier of game-months] are included, the latter promotions excluded [to enforce the '48-realhour rule' of mobilisation]. This section is graded by the highest non-self Prince or higher present in Revalia Old Town at the close of the Mission.
3. Even though technically only one Prince and higher in the Kingdom appeared (in 3D/5D) in Revalia Old Town and was introduced to me ( HRH PJ), several others have been seen etc., so a clear but not severe fail. §6 Draft 100 Quests related to the five phases of relationship between a man and a girl (in 3D/5D), complete with grading systems, so that the girls you fuck, are able to assess your (or any fucking partner's) score in the range of [(0.00%) - 100.00% (or higher)]. Maximum number of 'game points' (not counted towards the 1%*100 = 100% awarded by the 100 Quests) is 500 pips (5%) by the guy and 500 pips (5%) by the girl, and the maximum pips awardable for a single act of giving a fuck, is 50+50. This section is graded by yourself (, since it is obviously too much to ask anyone else to do it, due to the effort involved).
3. This is ready, only that I did not threadpost it yet, causing a small but important fail. §7 Fuck 606 different girls (who must be at minimum Fuckable=1, each). (It is enough that they execute FUCKED 36 [score (optional)].) This section is graded by Crichton.
6. (We grade this in: 'FUCK';'606';'FUCKED', logarithmically, so it is obvious that my going on average 70% in the (unwritten) scale with the 70 girls I have seen during the 10 days (which only means 7 per day, so plenty of time to get to know, etc) and fucked millions online, and no record, earns me a 2, despite and because of no sexual intercourse with anyone and the command FUCKED char_id [message] is not in general use, so I did not even check if anyone FUCKED 1 [eyefuck or other method]. The crucial point was the number of girls fucked - much larger than 606 universally during this time. Actually style again earns the 6th point, since the whole town went mad in the process, even if 'nothing' eventually happened. §8 Give out all the Great Motherfucker's Pleasure Club Licenses to Fuck (12 of them) to 12 different girls who have graded your mutual relationship to at minimum 90.00%, each. You may not give any such passes to girls who have not executed FUCKED 36 [90.00% or higher] at the time of surrendering the (X-XII level) License to Fuck. This section is graded by serje.
3. (Again, simple to be graded as: 'GIVE', 'GMPC', '12', '12', girl[different], FUCKED 1 [90%+] earning the following: 6, 1, 0, 4, 6, 4, rounded down because the actual fact was not accomplished.) §9 Get mutually FUCKED with your twin flame, preferably by mutually losing Virginity in the process. Note that you may not administer her FUCKED 36 [score (voluntary)] automatically, you need to get her to cause it to happen. This section is graded by GM.
5. Would be 6 if not for the preference for mutually losing Virginity in the process, since according to records, other guys might have fucked both parties first, and it is unsure whether twin flames even exist. §10 Cause the marketcap of Markka be higher than that of Bitcoin continuously during the last 24 days of the Mission. (This is mainly to domesticate MP, who controls Bitcoin, yet continues to scold you publicly as he is unwilling to grok the speed of things happening.) This section is graded by SirJacket.
3. The plans to destroy Bitcoin are advanced (pending only less girls to fuck) and there is already some PoW, so easy one here. §11 Cause the existing Markka certificates [in denominations 100,000...10,000,000 Markkaa/Mark] to be generally accepted means of payment in the HoReCa sector of the economy of Revalia Old Town. This section is graded by Neo.
3. Again a close fail. All else is in place but the timing went off a few days, due to being busy with girls. §12 Get one of the cast to correctly identify the 20 sections of the Mission Intent, whether they pertain to the mystical character attributes of Power (P), Love (L), Wisdom (W) and Mystery (M), so that his/her answer is given as a sequence of letters, eg. 'PPPPPLLLLLWWWWWMMMMM', and reported in the thread. Exactly 5 sections must be attributed to each attribute. The correct answer you must give as a sealed envelope beforehand to a member of the cast, and this one may not open the envelope before you ask him/her to do so for the grading of the answer. This section is graded by Syksy.
1. "I gave a fuck, but decided to not give another, so here we go." §13 Correctly identify all the sections that you estimate that you cannot satisfactorily fulfil (ie, get a score of 0, 1, 2, or 3 (instead of a 4 or 5) out of the 5*MP1 maximum awardable for each section) by the deadline, and state the answer as a list of [section_id; score; reason for estimated unsatisfactory performance]. This list must be published before 100 characters have FUCKED 36 [score (optional)]. This section is graded by Paul.
3. [The section was graded by Paul who paid a visit during the Conference, knocking on the door before Entrance.] §14 Enforce that Sign is Obeyed in base:Embassy by all the entities in there, so that the allowable punishments for uncompliance amount to, at maximum the following:
i) Daily Warning;
ii) Mission Warning;
iii) Temporary or permanent removal from the base;
iv) getting fucked (or: FUCKED fucker [message], however girls must not be forced to execute game commands) by you or any holder of a valid License to Fuck in the area violated. All readers note that guys may be FUCKED as an admin action, causing (up to) the loss of Virginity in favor of the fucker (if it was not surrendered already at the time of the execution of the punishment). (If punishments are promptly and unequivocally executed, the section must be graded as '5' regardless of the number and severity of violations of Sign. Your own violations of the lawful rules enacted by operators of other venues may lower the grade, (only) if punished promptly and unequivocally by the competent authorities of the venues in question, and brought to the attention of the grader by an other-self.) This section is graded by NewLiberty.
6. There is no record of such an enforcing of sign anywhere anytime, easily making among the 72 ones. §15 All of this must be done by (the end of) 1671-1-9, the expiration moment of Licenses to Fuck. This section is graded by Saddam.
5. 'All of this' was not done, but it was done until 1671-1-9, and some style was employed. §16 During the Mission, you are not to leave Revalia Old Town, touch any physical currency (EUR/USD banknotes, physical BTC/XMR, or monetary items made of silver or gold of 90% or higher purity), or carry any currency, any access key or equivalent, or any device (except one laptop at a time) in your person when outside of a properly designated Venue. Further, you must beforehand indicate who (of the Peers) is your (male) aide-de-camp. You may change this designation at any time, as long as it is done beforehand. You may only use 20 spoken words (total in any language) to communicate with other guys during the mission. The list of these words must be updated with prio=4 and a word once used cannot be removed from the list. It is (self-evidently) allowable to employ the full vocabulary when talking to girls and to the aide-de-camp on duty. This section is graded by yourself (as nobody else can do it, and you are a Truthspeaker).
6. 'Nothing was done, but the development of a universal language was a rare occurrence.' §17 The reporting must be done to this thread in exactly 127 numbered posts, each indicating the date and venue in the same format as in the beginning of this post, and the posts may not be edited except during the first month since the initial posting. 'Code of Written Conduct' applies when appropriate. For every day Bitcointalk.org is operational for less than 50% of the time, as measured by the matrix, you get 1*MP1 (with no maximum). (This provision is to ensure the reporting about the Mission:GM1 does not get hampered by the dark forces.) This section is graded by the Moderator.
5+14. Bitcointalk was down many times in many days, so a 4% avg downtime sounds about right. §18 Get the operator of Bitcointalk.org to report the correct thread readership figures. This section is graded by yourself.
2. I think we are still in strong failure, but soon getting to the correct range. §19 Write a summary of maximum 20 lines that gives an average enlightened starchild the information about what must happen before you get the 4th star with all its associated privileges and responsibilities. This section is graded by Mooo.
6. 'Getting a 5th Star in the process of writing a summary of maximum 20 lines that gives an average enlightened starchild the information about what must happen before one gets the 4th star with all its associated privileges and responsibilities, during a mission that was only about the right to call himself 'AGM' in a system designed by himself, is A6 (until ppl start to farm it).' §20 Assess the value of your Mind (denominated in M/year) correctly to the nearest power of 10, based on the number and pecuniary value of fucks given during the Mission:GM1. This section is graded by the Voice (me).
6. (The answer is trivial, it is the question that was the most important one here:) A Soul is worth more than :,:gold_physical. Even in high priority, if your fucks given have any value. So I got as follows: 5 + 3 + 6 + 6 + 3 + 3 + 6 + 3 + 5 + 3 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 6 + 5 + 6 + 19 + 2 + 6 + 6 = 100. "And continue to use AGM because I said so, man it was close. Better pay attention next time."Kaija is left singing when Zechariah and Paul go to DOM to have some. |
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[FF#127 * 1671-1-11 * Conference Room (:,:Embassy:Ambassador_Lounge)] Zechariah decides this matter is of more galactic importance than the plight of the speculators who claim that they can reasonably collect 7.17*10^39(%) APR while remaining in Light (unlikely, but... ppl need to see the thing), proceeding to the room where the Voice is waiting mouth dry.
- (At ease.) This shit is getting serious. I only have 5 stars myself, and now the grading says that I must access my higher-self, even though I AM the higher-self of you, and you are getting your 4th soon... What to make out of THIS one? Zechariah takes him closer to the Voice, casually ripping his pig skin attaché case to himself in the process, carefully ensuring that the Voice did not realise what hit him. Amused by his powers, he walks on to open the door of the closet full of bottles of WINEs and SPI, placed such that they fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process, when the door is opened. The door of the closet full of bottles of WINEs and SPI, placed such that they fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process, is opened, and the bottles of WINEs and SPI, placed such that they fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process, fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process. Now it is Voice's turn to go pale and say (he knows a lot of advanced ways to address people, being the sole ***** general ever in SpecOps (as long as he was concerned - it's NTKB (need to know basis) in here, you know:
- In the name of HGM Zechariah of Tavastia-rpietila-CK, THOFB70, AOK-GM, OD-GM, AOD-Gen4, etc., etc(x3) - - [the Voice previously thought he was the highest guy in the kingdom to address his colleague incarnate properly, consisting of: * Selecting to open Discussion in the name of something, which nowadays happens with very few people, and to them only prio6; * Addressing some in his own incarnate nick, which is MINDFUCK=2; * Choosing to address him with Name instead of nick, which probably happens A4 earth-wide, per year; * Choosing to address him with Style instead of Name, which, in oral address, has happened only less than 72 times in the written history (qualifying for A6) , when Zechariah calmly unmutes his laptop, playing TikTak, threadposting in the process, carefully assigning the music to start at the same time for the universal audience, which is: file starts playing 10 seconds after the post hits the air. TBC[FF#1 * 1669-5-13 * Oak Lounge] - 'Your Galactic Majesty,' "At ease, General." Zechariah was joking, because he knew very well he was once again in the position of receiving the Masters of the Universe Initiation, this time younger than ever before (233 years and still going strong). He felt the energy was high. The Veil of Confusion was still there, partially, and every experience felt new and old at the same time, in an intriguing way.- OK, we have been there before. You know the rules, you must do 20 things and each is graded from 0 to 5 by named people, and Princes+ give bonus, and you need to score at least 100/100 points to get the accreditation of the promotion already effected by yourself. "Yeah. Since I don't want to become Most Busy doing it, please let's talk business in here. 'Please state the Mission Intent.'" - Are you sure you can this time listen to it without interruption? The Voice was surprisingly agitated, for which Zechariah could not immediately identify the reason, and also did not have the time to give a fuck since the Voice continued almost immediately ('Immediate' equals Priority=1, and in the level of senior SpecOps generals, it actually means that we are talking about a fraction of a fuck (or tbh it always means that, but the clock rate of senior generals is usually a bit higher than that of the junior ones, the main difference being the number of usable devas and the power of the commands available)). Zechariah did not say a word, which apparently caused the Voice to continue.- Attention. Zechariah had been paying attention all the time, but gave a quick salute, to get the Voice to relax. (He himself was reasonably relaxed, with Beethoven 9th playing in 432 Hz, a CIG in its prime (about 33% left), W1615P in glass and a cup of tea of course. He was prepared for whatever was about to come.)- [The use of Dash without anything following is rare.]§1 In the name of Risto Pietilä, Head of Area Command in Malla Bitcoin Castle, Special Operations (allied with the Galactic Federation of Light), I hereby establish Mission called 'GM1' [as a mission name, it stands for 'Galactic Majesty', and '1' is there just to observe the uniform id-space] by these 20 sections. When you have reached 'minimum the maximum number of points' [that was an insider joke, but the Voice did not indicate it in any way, preferring to read as if from a script] you can execute the promotion PROMOTECHAR 36 21 year. This section is graded by GM. §2 Each section is graded by a member of the Cast [meaning that the entity identifier is bolded when first mentioned]. Introduce at maximum 100 members of cast. At the close of the mission, you must report the full cast in the datatype: [cast_shortname; char_id; freetext]. The graders use [0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5] as the grades, with '3' indicating an essentially failed section, and '5' exemplary performance. The grader must cause the threadpost about the grading appear without your direct intervention. The grading of the sections awards at maximum 100 Mission Points (MP1). In addition, each member of the cast is entitled to give you FUCKs with '+1' as part of the message. Such FUCKs must be given separately (ie. no '+2' (etc.) allowed), and will count as 1*MP1, each, up to the following quotas, per entity: L20 entities (7); Archdukes, Royal Princes or equivalent(x2) (6); Grand Dukes/Grand Duchesses or equivalent (5); Dukes/Duchesses or equivalent (4); Princes/Princesses or equivalent (3); Marquesses/Marchionesses or equivalent (2); other cast members (1). It is enough that they use GIVE FUCK amount [message_that_includes_the_text_'+1')]. This section is graded by GM. §3 Compose at minimum 20 Articles about different topics that must essentially be ununderstandable by non-Peers, use Article identifier '[ARx]' at the beginning and [/'ARx'] at close. This section is graded by any Marquess or lower, your choice (which must be indicated at latest upon the initial publication of 'AR20'). §4 Consume at minimum 49 different cigars (this must be done in 3D/5D) in at minimum 10 different venues, and compose an ode for each one of them. The odes may not be more than 11 lines long, and at minimum 12 human languages must be used. This section is graded by NewLiberty. §5 Cause all the Princes and higher in the Kingdom appear (in 3D/5D) in Revalia Old Town to be introduced to you. Princes and higher first promoted to Prince or higher latest 1670-11-9 [note the usage of 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 12 as identifier of game-months] are included, the latter promotions excluded [to enforce the '48-realhour rule' of mobilisation]. This section is graded by the highest non-self Prince or higher present in Revalia Old Town at the close of the Mission. §6 Draft 100 Quests related to the five phases of relationship between a man and a girl (in 3D/5D), complete with grading systems, so that the girls you fuck, are able to assess your (or any fucking partner's) score in the range of [(0.00%) - 100.00% (or higher)]. Maximum number of 'game points' (not counted towards the 1%*100 = 100% awarded by the 100 Quests) is 500 pips (5%) by the guy and 500 pips (5%) by the girl, and the maximum pips awardable for a single act of giving a fuck, is 50+50. This section is graded by yourself (, since it is obviously too much to ask anyone else to do it, due to the effort involved). §7 Fuck 606 different girls (who must be at minimum Fuckable=1, each). (It is enough that they execute FUCKED 36 [score (optional)].) This section is graded by Crichton. §8 Give out all the Great Motherfucker's Pleasure Club Licenses to Fuck (12 of them) to 12 different girls who have graded your mutual relationship to at minimum 90.00%, each. You may not give any such passes to girls who have not executed FUCKED 36 [90.00% or higher] at the time of surrendering the (X-XII level) License to Fuck. This section is graded by serje. §9 Get mutually FUCKED with your twin flame, preferably by mutually losing Virginity in the process. Note that you may not administer her FUCKED 36 [score (voluntary)] automatically, you need to get her to cause it to happen. This section is graded by GM. §10 Cause the marketcap of Markka be higher than that of Bitcoin continuously during the last 24 days of the Mission. (This is mainly to domesticate MP, who controls Bitcoin, yet continues to scold you publicly as he is unwilling to grok the speed of things happening.) This section is graded by SirJacket. §11 Cause the existing Markka certificates [in denominations 100,000...10,000,000 Markkaa/Mark] to be generally accepted means of payment in the HoReCa sector of the economy of Revalia Old Town. This section is graded by Neo. §12 Get one of the cast to correctly identify the 20 sections of the Mission Intent, whether they pertain to the mystical character attributes of Power (P), Love (L), Wisdom (W) and Mystery (M), so that his/her answer is given as a sequence of letters, eg. 'PPPPPLLLLLWWWWWMMMMM', and reported in the thread. Exactly 5 sections must be attributed to each attribute. The correct answer you must give as a sealed envelope beforehand to a member of the cast, and this one may not open the envelope before you ask him/her to do so for the grading of the answer. This section is graded by Syksy. §13 Correctly identify all the sections that you estimate that you cannot satisfactorily fulfil (ie, get a score of 0, 1, 2, or 3 (instead of a 4 or 5) out of the 5*MP1 maximum awardable for each section) by the deadline, and state the answer as a list of [section_id; score; reason for estimated unsatisfactory performance]. This list must be published before 100 characters have FUCKED 36 [score (optional)]. This section is graded by Paul. §14 Enforce that Sign is Obeyed in base:Embassy by all the entities in there, so that the allowable punishments for uncompliance amount to, at maximum the following: i) Daily Warning; ii) Mission Warning; iii) Temporary or permanent removal from the base; iv) getting fucked (or: FUCKED fucker [message], however girls must not be forced to execute game commands) by you or any holder of a valid License to Fuck in the area violated. All readers note that guys may be FUCKED as an admin action, causing (up to) the loss of Virginity in favor of the fucker (if it was not surrendered already at the time of the execution of the punishment). (If punishments are promptly and unequivocally executed, the section must be graded as '5' regardless of the number and severity of violations of Sign. Your own violations of the lawful rules enacted by operators of other venues may lower the grade, (only) if punished promptly and unequivocally by the competent authorities of the venues in question, and brought to the attention of the grader by an other-self.) This section is graded by NewLiberty. §15 All of this must be done by (the end of) 1671-1-9, the expiration moment of Licenses to Fuck. This section is graded by Saddam. §16 During the Mission, you are not to leave Revalia Old Town, touch any physical currency (EUR/USD banknotes, physical BTC/XMR, or monetary items made of silver or gold of 90% or higher purity), or carry any currency, any access key or equivalent, or any device (except one laptop at a time) in your person when outside of a properly designated Venue. Further, you must beforehand indicate who (of the Peers) is your (male) aide-de-camp. You may change this designation at any time, as long as it is done beforehand. You may only use 20 spoken words (total in any language) to communicate with other guys during the mission. The list of these words must be updated with prio=4 and a word once used cannot be removed from the list. It is (self-evidently) allowable to employ the full vocabulary when talking to girls and to the aide-de-camp on duty. This section is graded by yourself (as nobody else can do it, and you are a Truthspeaker). §17 The reporting must be done to this thread in exactly 127 numbered posts, each indicating the date and venue in the same format as in the beginning of this post, and the posts may not be edited except during the first month since the initial posting. 'Code of Written Conduct' applies when appropriate. For every day Bitcointalk.org is operational for less than 50% of the time, as measured by the matrix, you get 1*MP1 (with no maximum). (This provision is to ensure the reporting about the Mission:GM1 does not get hampered by the dark forces.) This section is graded by the Moderator. §18 Get the operator of Bitcointalk.org to report the correct thread readership figures. This section is graded by yourself. §19 Write a summary of maximum 20 lines that gives an average enlightened starchild the information about what must happen before you get the 4th star with all its associated privileges and responsibilities. This section is graded by Mooo. §20 Assess the value of your Mind (denominated in M/year) correctly to the nearest power of 10, based on the number and pecuniary value of fucks given during the Mission:GM1. This section is graded by the Voice (me). .end of Mission Intent. As the Voice discontinued, Zechariah's first fuck was given to appreciate that most of the stuff could be reported without needing to care about the level of understanding of the 'average enlightened starchild' (which he does not find too high, tbh). He proceeded to meditate on the rest before giving answer, and wanted to do it in style, giving an appreciable number of fucks to compose it."In the name of the Infinite Creator and all the Ascended Masters, Sir, I hereby acknowledge that I have been given Mission:GM1 and I will seek to fulfil it with the best I have at hand, and report according to the instructions, seeking your audience only when I at minimum have reached 100/100 mission points, or, if this does not happen, the latest after a month has passed since the deadline, in which case I have to explain the reason for failure, and understand that I may or may not get a second chance to try the Initiation in this incarnation." - Do you have any questions? Each question asked reduces your starting score (0) by 1 mission point (MP1). "Sir, may I propose that I may ask questions on the go? It takes time to think of good ones to ask, and - you know - time is money.. " - OK, but any further questions will reduce your score by 2 points. You are now at -1*MP1. "I beg to remain eternally Yours, (Will Do, etc.)" - Go. |
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[FF#1 * 1669-5-13 * Oak Lounge] - 'Your Galactic Majesty,' "At ease, General." Zechariah was joking, because he knew very well he was once again in the position of receiving the Masters of the Universe Initiation, this time younger than ever before (233 years and still going strong). He felt the energy was high. The Veil of Confusion was still there, partially, and every experience felt new and old at the same time, in an intriguing way.- OK, we have been there before. You know the rules, you must do 20 things and each is graded from 0 to 5 by named people, and Princes+ give bonus, and you need to score at least 100/100 points to get the accreditation of the promotion already effected by yourself. "Yeah. Since I don't want to become Most Busy doing it, please let's talk business in here. 'Please state the Mission Intent.'" - Are you sure you can this time listen to it without interruption? The Voice was surprisingly agitated, for which Zechariah could not immediately identify the reason, and also did not have the time to give a fuck since the Voice continued almost immediately ('Immediate' equals Priority=1, and in the level of senior SpecOps generals, it actually means that we are talking about a fraction of a fuck (or tbh it always means that, but the clock rate of senior generals is usually a bit higher than that of the junior ones, the main difference being the number of usable devas and the power of the commands available)). Zechariah did not say a word, which apparently caused the Voice to continue.- Attention. Zechariah had been paying attention all the time, but gave a quick salute, to get the Voice to relax. (He himself was reasonably relaxed, with Beethoven 9th playing in 432 Hz, a CIG in its prime (about 33% left), W1615P in glass and a cup of tea of course. He was prepared for whatever was about to come.)- [The use of Dash without anything following is rare.]§1 In the name of Risto Pietilä, Head of Area Command in Malla Bitcoin Castle, Special Operations (allied with the Galactic Federation of Light), I hereby establish Mission called 'GM1' [as a mission name, it stands for 'Galactic Majesty', and '1' is there just to observe the uniform id-space] by these 20 sections. When you have reached 'minimum the maximum number of points' [that was an insider joke, but the Voice did not indicate it in any way, preferring to read as if from a script] you can execute the promotion PROMOTECHAR 36 21 year. This section is graded by GM. §2 Each section is graded by a member of the Cast [meaning that the entity identifier is bolded when first mentioned]. Introduce at maximum 100 members of cast. At the close of the mission, you must report the full cast in the datatype: [cast_shortname; char_id; freetext]. The graders use [0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5] as the grades, with '3' indicating an essentially failed section, and '5' exemplary performance. The grader must cause the threadpost about the grading appear without your direct intervention. The grading of the sections awards at maximum 100 Mission Points (MP1). In addition, each member of the cast is entitled to give you FUCKs with '+1' as part of the message. Such FUCKs must be given separately (ie. no '+2' (etc.) allowed), and will count as 1*MP1, each, up to the following quotas, per entity: L20 entities (7); Archdukes, Royal Princes or equivalent(x2) (6); Grand Dukes/Grand Duchesses or equivalent (5); Dukes/Duchesses or equivalent (4); Princes/Princesses or equivalent (3); Marquesses/Marchionesses or equivalent (2); other cast members (1). It is enough that they use GIVE FUCK amount [message_that_includes_the_text_'+1')]. This section is graded by GM. §3 Compose at minimum 20 Articles about different topics that must essentially be ununderstandable by non-Peers, use Article identifier '[ARx]' at the beginning and [/'ARx'] at close. This section is graded by any Marquess or lower, your choice (which must be indicated at latest upon the initial publication of 'AR20'). §4 Consume at minimum 49 different cigars (this must be done in 3D/5D) in at minimum 10 different venues, and compose an ode for each one of them. The odes may not be more than 11 lines long, and at minimum 12 human languages must be used. This section is graded by NewLiberty. §5 Cause all the Princes and higher in the Kingdom appear (in 3D/5D) in Revalia Old Town to be introduced to you. Princes and higher first promoted to Prince or higher latest 1670-11-9 [note the usage of 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 12 as identifier of game-months] are included, the latter promotions excluded [to enforce the '48-realhour rule' of mobilisation]. This section is graded by the highest non-self Prince or higher present in Revalia Old Town at the close of the Mission. §6 Draft 100 Quests related to the five phases of relationship between a man and a girl (in 3D/5D), complete with grading systems, so that the girls you fuck, are able to assess your (or any fucking partner's) score in the range of [(0.00%) - 100.00% (or higher)]. Maximum number of 'game points' (not counted towards the 1%*100 = 100% awarded by the 100 Quests) is 500 pips (5%) by the guy and 500 pips (5%) by the girl, and the maximum pips awardable for a single act of giving a fuck, is 50+50. This section is graded by yourself (, since it is obviously too much to ask anyone else to do it, due to the effort involved). §7 Fuck 606 different girls (who must be at minimum Fuckable=1, each). (It is enough that they execute FUCKED 36 [score (optional)].) This section is graded by Crichton. §8 Give out all the Great Motherfucker's Pleasure Club Licenses to Fuck (12 of them) to 12 different girls who have graded your mutual relationship to at minimum 90.00%, each. You may not give any such passes to girls who have not executed FUCKED 36 [90.00% or higher] at the time of surrendering the (X-XII level) License to Fuck. This section is graded by serje. §9 Get mutually FUCKED with your twin flame, preferably by mutually losing Virginity in the process. Note that you may not administer her FUCKED 36 [score (voluntary)] automatically, you need to get her to cause it to happen. This section is graded by GM. §10 Cause the marketcap of Markka be higher than that of Bitcoin continuously during the last 24 days of the Mission. (This is mainly to domesticate MP, who controls Bitcoin, yet continues to scold you publicly as he is unwilling to grok the speed of things happening.) This section is graded by SirJacket. §11 Cause the existing Markka certificates [in denominations 100,000...10,000,000 Markkaa/Mark] to be generally accepted means of payment in the HoReCa sector of the economy of Revalia Old Town. This section is graded by Neo. §12 Get one of the cast to correctly identify the 20 sections of the Mission Intent, whether they pertain to the mystical character attributes of Power (P), Love (L), Wisdom (W) and Mystery (M), so that his/her answer is given as a sequence of letters, eg. 'PPPPPLLLLLWWWWWMMMMM', and reported in the thread. Exactly 5 sections must be attributed to each attribute. The correct answer you must give as a sealed envelope beforehand to a member of the cast, and this one may not open the envelope before you ask him/her to do so for the grading of the answer. This section is graded by Syksy. §13 Correctly identify all the sections that you estimate that you cannot satisfactorily fulfil (ie, get a score of 0, 1, 2, or 3 (instead of a 4 or 5) out of the 5*MP1 maximum awardable for each section) by the deadline, and state the answer as a list of [section_id; score; reason for estimated unsatisfactory performance]. This list must be published before 100 characters have FUCKED 36 [score (optional)]. This section is graded by Paul. §14 Enforce that Sign is Obeyed in base:Embassy by all the entities in there, so that the allowable punishments for uncompliance amount to, at maximum the following: i) Daily Warning; ii) Mission Warning; iii) Temporary or permanent removal from the base; iv) getting fucked (or: FUCKED fucker [message], however girls must not be forced to execute game commands) by you or any holder of a valid License to Fuck in the area violated. All readers note that guys may be FUCKED as an admin action, causing (up to) the loss of Virginity in favor of the fucker (if it was not surrendered already at the time of the execution of the punishment). (If punishments are promptly and unequivocally executed, the section must be graded as '5' regardless of the number and severity of violations of Sign. Your own violations of the lawful rules enacted by operators of other venues may lower the grade, (only) if punished promptly and unequivocally by the competent authorities of the venues in question, and brought to the attention of the grader by an other-self.) This section is graded by NewLiberty. §15 All of this must be done by (the end of) 1671-1-9, the expiration moment of Licenses to Fuck. This section is graded by Saddam. §16 During the Mission, you are not to leave Revalia Old Town, touch any physical currency (EUR/USD banknotes, physical BTC/XMR, or monetary items made of silver or gold of 90% or higher purity), or carry any currency, any access key or equivalent, or any device (except one laptop at a time) in your person when outside of a properly designated Venue. Further, you must beforehand indicate who (of the Peers) is your (male) aide-de-camp. You may change this designation at any time, as long as it is done beforehand. You may only use 20 spoken words (total in any language) to communicate with other guys during the mission. The list of these words must be updated with prio=4 and a word once used cannot be removed from the list. It is (self-evidently) allowable to employ the full vocabulary when talking to girls and to the aide-de-camp on duty. This section is graded by yourself (as nobody else can do it, and you are a Truthspeaker). §17 The reporting must be done to this thread in exactly 127 numbered posts, each indicating the date and venue in the same format as in the beginning of this post, and the posts may not be edited except during the first month since the initial posting. 'Code of Written Conduct' applies when appropriate. For every day Bitcointalk.org is operational for less than 50% of the time, as measured by the matrix, you get 1*MP1 (with no maximum). (This provision is to ensure the reporting about the Mission:GM1 does not get hampered by the dark forces.) This section is graded by the Moderator. §18 Get the operator of Bitcointalk.org to report the correct thread readership figures. This section is graded by yourself. §19 Write a summary of maximum 20 lines that gives an average enlightened starchild the information about what must happen before you get the 4th star with all its associated privileges and responsibilities. This section is graded by Mooo. §20 Assess the value of your Mind (denominated in M/year) correctly to the nearest power of 10, based on the number and pecuniary value of fucks given during the Mission:GM1. This section is graded by the Voice (me). .end of Mission Intent. As the Voice discontinued, Zechariah's first fuck was given to appreciate that most of the stuff could be reported without needing to care about the level of understanding of the 'average enlightened starchild' (which he does not find too high, tbh). He proceeded to meditate on the rest before giving answer, and wanted to do it in style, giving an appreciable number of fucks to compose it."In the name of the Infinite Creator and all the Ascended Masters, Sir, I hereby acknowledge that I have been given Mission:GM1 and I will seek to fulfil it with the best I have at hand, and report according to the instructions, seeking your audience only when I at minimum have reached 100/100 mission points, or, if this does not happen, the latest after a month has passed since the deadline, in which case I have to explain the reason for failure, and understand that I may or may not get a second chance to try the Initiation in this incarnation." - Do you have any questions? Each question asked reduces your starting score (0) by 1 mission point (MP1). "Sir, may I propose that I may ask questions on the go? It takes time to think of good ones to ask, and - you know - time is money.. " - OK, but any further questions will reduce your score by 2 points. You are now at -1*MP1. "I beg to remain eternally Yours, (Will Do, etc.)" - Go. |
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[His] Singular Majestic Perceptive Highness ([H]SMPH), Angelic Royal Masculine Ascended Highness (ARMAH) [/b]Zechariah[/b] walks onto the stage, without mic, shouting:
"WCM!" When the applause pauses after a considerable length of time, Zechariah begins to think of (SA) Ron, desiring him to come, and says it aloud instantly: "SA RON, WTF R U?" * ZECHARIAH(QJB) LOVES YOU, GIRL. (PUNK FM.) OK? - WD. "
S powerful/related to order in creation (see, sing, sign)
A angelic/ascended/advanced (Attrib=1)
R royal, cultured, Attrib=6
O feminine (all), usable for +-/-+/--, never ++ (insult)
N liberal/thief/(orig. 'nonrespecter of Sign')
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W 'the most' (lit. 'double you')
T conservative/anything related to non-thievery
F thoughtful (everything related to 'fuck') / fuckable ('fuck' means originally 'thought', the latter use of sexual intercourse is a corruption, originally it was social intercourse that we called fucking, Fuck You! just means: 'I think of you.')
R royal, cultured, Attrib=6
U loving, an other-self (hence this can be pronounced 'you' as a designator), unique, as Attrib=4.
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Z singular, Attrib=7
E virgin, 'pertaining to Archangels', majestic
C perceptive
H high (also as a person designator word, technically means ~L16 but as a courtesy address of for most nobles)
A angelic/ascended/advanced (Attrib=1)
R royal, cultured, Attrib=6
I masculine (all), usable for ++/+-/-+, never --
A angelic/ascended/advanced (Attrib=1)
H high (also as a person designator word, technically means ~L16 but as a courtesy address of for most nobles)
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Q quarrelsome (Zechariah right now designates this word to mean 'troublemaker' as a person placeholder word, with obvious results. Any closing ending (or even containing) NBPQ more likely talks about the other person, not Z who does not accredit such attributes to him/HIM).
J joyful
B busy ('stupid')
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L divine (person designator word, technically means (demi)god (L19) but may be used for ladies also, or with tact)
O feminine (all), usable for +-/-+/--, never ++ (insult)
V very (wise,) Attrib=3
E virgin, 'pertaining to Archangels', majestic
S powerful/related to order in creation (see, sing, sign)
Y marvellous (or: any related word, such as Magnificent or whatever, unrestricted addresses/styles)
O feminine (all)
U loving, an other-self (hence this can be pronounced 'you' as a designator), unique, as Attrib=4.
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G gossiping (person trait that is interested in disclosure)
I masculine (all), usable for ++/+-/-+, never --
R royal, cultured, Attrib=6
L divine (person designator word, technically means (demi)god (L19) but may be used for ladies also, or with tact)
(see also: GAL, because they are close in pronunciation)
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P needy ('not having everything perfect', usual lacks are of food, drinks, wisdom products, place to sleep, good company, etc. The word archetype is derived from the verb 'to pee' since that is a prio2 need, unlike eating, drinking or anything else. Only Internet is prio1. Since most stuff people can do themselves, but not set up a wifi, let P mean 'the place does not have a flawless wireless Internet' as a lowest possible grading (of places that should have it).
U loving, an other-self (hence this can be pronounced 'you' as a designator), unique, as Attrib=4.
N liberal/thief/(orig. 'nonrespecter of Sign')
K obedient (this is last because a proper letter is handled from top, closing with things like 'Yours(ervant),' ('K'), 'I will do it grudgingly' ('OK'), I will do it the (ut)most reverence ('WD'), even 'Hi Ho' (obviously originally a formal form of address for which they now use 'Ladies and gentlemen') is not recognised as formal.
F thoughtful (everything related to 'fuck') / fuckable ('fuck' means originally 'thought', the latter use of sexual intercourse is a corruption, originally it was social intercourse that we called fucking, Fuck You! just means: 'I think of you.')
M masterful (person placeholder word, technically means L6 but as a courtesy address is usually possible to be used of anyone at least 2 ranks your junior, 'OM' and 'IM' being for girls and guys, respectively. Although it's important to not discuss the polarities themselves too much when also talking about incarnate genders, to gain understanding (the sign is signed and put under stand (such as a candlestake), and sealed by wax (seal proving 'that the candle has observed the sign') this is how the word came to existence, and I prefer it to 'overstand' for its common meaning, the latter being advanced thought (if you just fuck about it). Also Attrib=2., and many self-references use this, for those who are not '++', being unable to use 'I' referring to self.
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O 'feminine' this refers to all girls and beta-males who don't even have a beard.
K obedient (this is last because a proper letter is handled from top, closing with things like 'Yours(ervant),' ('K'), 'I will do it grudgingly' ('OK'), I will do it the (ut)most reverence ('WD'), even 'Hi Ho' (obviously originally a formal form of address for which they now use 'Ladies and gentlemen') is not recognised any more.
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W 'the most' (lit. 'double you')
D reverend(ducal) (also as a person designator word, originally meant Dukes and higher, now priests and other L14-15 ppl use it without consideration), Attrib=5
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How Do You Do = Hi Pastor, Marvellous Reverence! Hello = Hi Spark of God, The One who turns me on. Hi = Hi (address guys (++,+-), incl masculine girls (-+)) Fuck You = Thoughtful Loving Perceptive Mutuality ['intercourse', social or sexual], I like it. Fuck Off! = (Intently) fuck (other) (females) (instead of me(, please)). Fuck in A = This advanced nonrespect of sign is angering me. MAN - Masterful non-respecter (used for masculine thieves/meddlers/nonrespecters of Sign, such as Kipra (PUN intended)) DUDE - Revered Loving Untouchable Daughter of Elysium (Zech wants to quickly proceed to: 'MY LOVE - Well-played, Goddess!' because he wants to move on with relationships with GIRLs (whom he calls 'DUDEs' when he feels advance beyond friendzone is unwise, and 'MY LOVEs' when they let him do it (if ever).)) PAL - Needy Angel. BRO - Beta guys are this to each other. (use BROTHER for divine masculines instead) BUDDY - 'Busy Paying Attention to You.', one of the highest reverences used. Suddenly Zechariah understands why it's stupid to use badge names except in Style.- WOMEN. "WHOREDOM." [they smoke]
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Anyone who comes now (door is open and the only ones present are Zechariah and PJ, the latter already sleeping and the former in ATM5(TM), while Erin sings) may drink some of the best wines with me and it never ends, the only Rule(§) now being: In a Room, there may be no more guys than there are girls, or the Senior-on-Duty may ask the excess to leave. (Girls welcome any number.)
WCM: TFGUwZV(F). WSO: WARLZ. WDT(X)[C]: OXM>IPM (SHIFQM). ACD: WJ,WZLU. WK. W most
Z singular
E virgin
L divine
A angelic
S powerful
U loving
V wise
R cultured
H high
C perceptive
D reverend
Y marvellous
F thoughtful
J joyful
O feminine
I masculine
M masterful
T conservative
N liberal
X interesting
G gossiping
B busy
P needy
Q quarrelsome
K obedient
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In the name of Universe, MINDFUCK=5 for exactly the amount of time required until Voice receives me and other dignitaries pay Attention, grading their progress by reading the following straight-face as long as they CAN, and checking the result from the correspondence table posted:v----------Start reading from here----------v"Apple means it did not happen, lemon turns me on."
"Poor Corona." "It was not me." "I am not a liar." "I'll try it for LOLz." "Above Average." "I give a fuck." "I desire to kiss you, some day."
"There is nothing wrong with it."
"You gave me Pleasure."
Mirabella Franciacorta Brut ( Risto; Matten). "Do not go." "I do not feel Bored." "That you come Inside, it drives me almost Mad."
"I Threadpost about it." "I Care about you. I do.""Mindfuck=1." "I don't give a fuck whether I give a FUCK or not." <- Zechariah managed to do this far without LOL <- NEW(TRY()). Comand results:
LMAO,ei jatkoon.
Whereas;
After 7 tries, Zechariah CAN NOT go past this line;
So, therefore:[1:59 am] AGM5: In the 30 minutes since the timestamp of this line, the one who has reasonably proven to be able to beat Zechariah in reading the poem above (^~x26) mentioned aloud without giggling (or equivalent self-disturbance), receives 10,000,000,000 from #1."Only 72 may have 6 in each."
"Your Eyes are Powerful." "You are the One." "You inspired an Attribute." "It felt almost Singularity." "I think she Loves me."
"I give a FUCK." "I Love You."[/color] Listen to Music.[Many Archetypes bolded]You need to read until THIS line, all the post dude!! THIS is not enough, you need to beat me.
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Listen to Music Akashic_records:random_articleCorrespondence table between some grading systems; Atlantis; 25000 BC; Voice
L(min) Log(~) Wine(~) %(~) YTL käytös kool global self MINDFUCK lg(min(zf))) P(max/year) CQ(Control Question)(Read from top as many lines as you CAN)
1 0 0.000 0.0 0 I 4 0 0 0 0 -7.000 1 "I don't give a fuck."
2 1 0.000 4.0 20 I 4 0 0 0 0 -5.700 1 "Poor Corona."
3 2 0.010 5.5 30 I 4 1 0 0 0 -4.300 1 "It was not me."
4 3 0.030 7.0 50 A/I 4 1 0 0 0 -3.000 1 "I am not a liar."
5 4 0.060 8.0 60 B/A 5 2 0 0 0 -2.700 1 "I'll try it for lulz."
6 [4,5] 0.228 10.0 70 C 7 3 0 0 0 -2.300 1 "Above average."
7 5 0.248 12.0 87 L/E/M 9 5 0 0 1 -2.000 1 "I give a fuck."
8 6 0.348 13.0 90 L/E 9 5 0 0 1 -1.700 1 "I desire to kiss you, some day."
9 7 0.483 15.0 93 L/E 9 5 0 0 1 -1.300 1 "There is nothing wrong with it."
10 8 0.598 16.0 95 L 10 5 1 1 1 -1.000 1 "You gave me pleasure."
11 [8,9] 0.664 17.0 96 L 10 5 1 1 1 -0.700 1 Mirabella Franciacorta Brut (Risto;Matten).
12 9 0.737 18.0 97 L 10 5 2 1 1 -0.300 1 "Do not go."
13 10 0.817 18.5 98 L 10 5 2 1 1 0.000 0.999999 "I do not feel bored."
14 11 0.817 19.0 98 L 10 5 3 2 2 0.301 0.99999 "That you come inside, it drives me almost mad."
15 12 0.904 19.5 99 L 10 5 3 2 2 0.699 0.9999 "I threadpost about it."
16 13 0.904 19-1 99 L 10 5 4 2 2 1.000 0.99 "I care about you. I do."
17 14 1.000 19-2 100 L 10 5 5 3 3 1.301 0.9 "mindFUCK=3."
18 15 1.000 19-3 100 L 10 5 5 3 3 1.700 0.75 "I don't give a fuck whether I give a FUCK or not."
19 16 1.000 19-5 100 L 10 5 6 3 3 2.000 0.1 "72 virgins."
20 17 1.000 19-6 100 L 10 5 6 3 3 2.300 0.05 "Your eyes are Powerful."
21 18 1.000 19-14 100 L 10 5 6 4 3 3.000 0.02 "You are the One."
22 19 1.000 19-15 100 L 10 5 6 4 3 4.000 0.01 "You inspired an Attribute."
23 20 1.000 19-23 100 L 10 5 6 4 4 5.000 0.001 "It felt almost Singularity."
24 20 1.000 19-29 100 L 10 5 6 4 5 6.200 0.0001 "I think he(/she) loves me." <-with KristinJ
25 21 1.000 19-32 100 L 10 5 6 4 6 7.000 0.00001 "I give a FUCK."
26 22 1.000 20 100 L 10 5 7 4 7 0.000000 (inf) "I love you."
Listen to Music
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Risto Pietilä <risto.pietila.1903@gmail.com>11:27 AM (1 minute ago) to Aira Dear Aira, The orders of all the staff (I have maximum 30 staff on duty at the same time, 24/7, as follows: parade = 30 party = 12-29 increased manning = 8-11 normal manning = 4-7 minimum (when not open for new visitors) = 2-3. This does not include staff in VI or higher (28 STAFF passes for VI-IX exist, only few are in circulation), since they are supervising the whole place.) are that candles may not be left unattended, and everyone with Access Pass can admonish the guards. The only place outside our premises where we may even desire to have a candle, is outside the door leading to the premises in the Vene2/II staircase. If we do this, it is temporary only and there is a watchman in the corridor paying attention to the candle all the time. (We have not even done this since your last letter.) Drunk people must adhere to the Rules, Regulations, Laws, etc. pertaining to them. Under no circumstances, I or anyone else is responsible for what other people do when drunk (unless damage to the premises, for which I am responsible of course). Until otherwise announced, I continue to serve alcohol to people, who must self take the glass and raise it to their mouth. If this practice is out of ordinary, I beg you to clarify how. As for reading the water meter or anything else, I remind you to observe the 24-hour notice as warranted by the Terms of the Rental Agreement, then we are your most humble and obedient servant, Risto
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 Listen to THIS while I pay blockchain BTC to all the withdrawers of B1 during this DAY. |
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[Voice #13]
While mere mortals have no place in questioning HGM ("His Galactic Majesty," for the uninitiated), this humble Marquess does wonder if "His Universal Eminence" (abbreviated HUE; perhaps the domain of HGM is growing due to the expansion rate of the universe...) is aware of the fact that he is posting in the archival copy of the CK thread?  Good. Where is the one that I should use? |
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Disinterestedly, Zechariah lights up an infernal machine - it only says 'LFD Salomon' in it, but is 60/7.25" if not more (of both, since it is like a huge perfetto (or a gigantic blunt)).
[ode#7]
Sinun kylmää jäykkyyttäsi imiessä
tuli mieleeni tunne:
'Otan mieluummin sellaisen, joka
antautuu* minulle.
Ei jatkoon.'
Ok.
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*Nothing in this message should be construed as indicative of advanced fucking (as is the case in Relationship Level 3: sex (51-75)). Zechariah strictly has decided that the first encounter with girl happens in eye level only, and holding hands is considered heavenly, especially in connection that Zechariah knows how to read palms, and only once in his 25,000-year history since Atlantis, has any girl declined the offer. Zechariah knows that it pisses her off greatly that he forgot her [name&face], for which he is sorry.
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WTB: EUR banknotes@Embassy, pay 1.1*Kraken EUR ask for amount up to 30k only, then previous deals apply. I will be here 1 more (game)day now. Girls welcome to DOM in one day. See everyone @ drop @ 20:00!  |
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Zechariah decides to raise from his seat (for the first time in the 1 day since the drop (and between the last ones he did not even budge)) and operates away his desire to leak, coolers the Ornellaia (which did not taste like anything after HESS+olives) and the GIN. He had notices as a sidefuck that the fridge was 9°, which makes the GT @10, considering room-temp glasses. "This might warrant a new tasting round. I'll infuse the GT with some well-aerated toasty white-y."
Before his wishes become true, he needs to prepare the drinks involved, to continue with the olives. The lack of water could be ameliorated with giving a fuck to walk 5 steps to V area where there is water, and he indeed does it, finishing the GT in the process, and lighting a Padron Serie 1964 Imperial Maduro:
[ode #6]
Jou, dyyd. *---*---*---*---*---*---''''''... ... ... ... ... _ Sä olet musta, (musta, musta) ja sen tähden sikari mulle aivan vää-rän-lai-nen -
`````'''''.....,,,,, tähän aikaan päivästä, joka (joka) just alkoi kaksi tuntia sitten.
Eikö Kummi-setä kertonut mitä (mitä, mitä) pitää polttaa päivän pölleistä ensim-mäi-se-nä -
`````'''''.....,,,,, tähän aikaan päivästä, joka (joka) just alkoi kaksi tuntia sitten.
:,: `````'''''.....,,,,, :,: (fade out)
[/ode]He makes a 1-1-3 pairing (without water, since his premeditated wish about finding some in V area did not happen due to insufficient fucks given): F1: Olives,green,in brine. D1: HESS D2: Colheita-96 D3: Beefeater 4cl, almost topped with Schweppes Tonic Water, glass rinsed in Louis Jadot Pouilly-Fuissé beforehand, lime wedge. (~10.6°, and surprisingly composed still). S1: Padron (see prev). F1D1S1: 18.5 18.0 F1D2S1: 17.25 (the olive did not fit, and Zechariah is becoming more critical, in waiting for the GIN) F1D3S1: 18.5 Encounter onoing. This was required[volume=full] to successfully solve the encounter. Zechariah dresses up.
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Zechariah decides to raise from his seat (for the first time in the 1 day since the drop (and between the last ones he did not even budge)) and operates away his desire to leak, coolers the Ornellaia (which did not taste like anything after HESS+olives) and the GIN. He had notices as a sidefuck that the fridge was 9°, which makes the GT @10, considering room-temp glasses. "This might warrant a new tasting round. I'll infuse the GT with some well-aerated toasty white-y."
Before his wishes become true, he needs to prepare the drinks involved, to continue with the olives. The lack of water could be ameliorated with giving a fuck to walk 5 steps to V area where there is water, and he indeed does it, finishing the GT in the process, and lighting a Padron Serie 1964 Imperial Maduro:
[ode #6]
Jou, dyyd. *---*---*---*---*---*---''''''... ... ... ... ... _ Sä olet musta, (musta, musta) ja sen tähden sikari mulle aivan vää-rän-lai-nen -
`````'''''.....,,,,, tähän aikaan päivästä, joka (joka) just alkoi kaksi tuntia sitten.
Eikö Kummi-setä kertonut mitä (mitä, mitä) pitää polttaa päivän pölleistä ensim-mäi-se-nä -
`````'''''.....,,,,, tähän aikaan päivästä, joka (joka) just alkoi kaksi tuntia sitten.
:,: `````'''''.....,,,,, :,: (fade out)
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He makes a 1-1-3 pairing (without water, since his premeditated wish about finding some in V area did not happen due to insufficient fucks given):
F1: Olives,green,in brine.
D1: HESS
D2: Colheita-96
D3: Beefeater 4cl, almost topped with Schweppes Tonic Water, glass rinsed in Louis Jadot Pouilly-Fuissé beforehand, lime wedge. (~10.6°, and surprisingly composed still).
S1: Padron (see prev).
F1D1S1: 18.5 18.0
F1D2S1: 17.25 (the olive did not fit, and Zechariah is becoming more critical, in waiting for the GIN)
F1D3S1: 18.5 Encounter onoing.
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