My Dearest Vitalik,
Throughout our short existence together we have grown strong and resilient, breaking beyond all barriers and rising to new highs together which none could have foreseen. We have a bond which can't be broken! As the lust and love grew, we always knew that we couldn't be apart forever. All the little thing's we've bought each other, all the whispered lil' noughties we've said. but, as promised, (for the most part) we have always remained "decentralized".
Tonight Vitalik, I can not take it anymore! My lust has grown to burgeoning love and I must declare to you!
Fork me Vitalik! Fork me Hard!
Forever yours,
Ethereum