Vitalik, To Fork or Not to Fork? That is the question!

[Ethereumm]

My Dearest Vitalik,

 Throughout our short existence together we have grown strong and resilient, breaking beyond all barriers and rising to new highs together which none could have foreseen. We have a bond which can't be broken! As the lust and love grew, we always knew that we couldn't be apart forever. All the little thing's we've bought each other, all the whispered lil' noughties we've said. but, as promised, (for the most part) we have always remained "decentralized".

Tonight Vitalik, I can not take it anymore! My lust has grown to burgeoning love and I must declare to you!

Fork me Vitalik! Fork me Hard!  

Forever yours,
Ethereum

[Tasunko]

fork it hard!

[iamnotback]

Vitalik, To Twerk or Not to Furk? That is the question!

Courtesy of r0ach:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxk4g2y28Os

[a fool and his money ...]

bend it over and fork it from behind 

[iamnotback]

bend it over and fork it from behind  

Fork that bitch in the ass:

https://blog.ethereum.org/2016/06/24/dao-wars-youre-voice-soft-fork-dilemma/

Soft first time, then later harder and harder.

http://www.xvideos.com/video4559447/jenny_filipino_amateur_teen_tries_anal_for_the_first_time

Don't worry, she'll adjust and learn to love it. Nevermind that she'll need rectal surgury and may die of rectal cancer later on.

Vitalk never saw a hole he couldn't exploitplug for the greater goop.

P.S. this really required a male-on-male video since our ecosystem is mostly male, but I couldn't stomach the visuals to search for such a rendition.