hi douchebags
perhaps you also made your classmates cry and buy you breakfast with their own money if they dont want to hang on a poll by their underpants
share your experience - how many people have committed suicide or ruined their life in drug binges because of you
i know at least one such dude
So, you're the dude that knocked the books outta my hands as I walked between classes, eh? Even though dudes like you were gettin' pussy galore while I was still tryin' to figure out what that white stuff was that came outta my dick in the middle of a cornfield, years later I made up for lost time fuckin' more than my fair share of Southern Belles (and some not so quite Southern Belle-ish).
