New thread idea. Post a joke. Limit 1 per day per user. If the reader laughs he/she loses and has to send the poster .01BTC. You're on the honor system guys!
Jokes can be old, new, whatever.
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse.
Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.
The judge stated, "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking Goofy!"
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I didn't laugh, for I already knew the last word in the joke was going to be Goofy. You didn't disappoint.
Here's a new one:
Josh phones the SH256 Lounge and asks the bartender to start mixing him a drink, and that he'll be there in fifteen minutes to pay for, then consume the beverage. The bartender being wise to the pre-order prank calls, asks Josh would he prefer the butterfly umbrella with his cocktail.
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