Post jokes - If you laugh you lose!

[Nolo]

New thread idea.  Post a joke.  Limit 1 per day per user.  If the reader laughs he/she loses and has to send the poster .01BTC.  You're on the honor system guys!   Jokes can be old, new, whatever. 


Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse.
Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. 
The judge stated, "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking Goofy!"

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[Phinnaeus Gage]

New thread idea.  Post a joke.  Limit 1 per day per user.  If the reader laughs he/she loses and has to send the poster .01BTC.  You're on the honor system guys!   Jokes can be old, new, whatever. 


Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse.
Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. 
The judge stated, "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking Goofy!"

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I didn't laugh, for I already knew the last word in the joke was going to be Goofy. You didn't disappoint.

Here's a new one:

Josh phones the SH256 Lounge and asks the bartender to start mixing him a drink, and that he'll be there in fifteen minutes to pay for, then consume the beverage. The bartender being wise to the pre-order prank calls, asks Josh would he prefer the butterfly umbrella with his cocktail.

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[Atlas]

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

[hamdi]

okay guys, here's a good one...



two priests in a car get pulled over by the police.

priest pulls down window, asks "whats up officer"

police asking "we are searching for two child-molesters around here"

priest closes windows, starts a short discussion with his fellow,

pulls down window again and says.......













































"OKAY WE DO IT".








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thanks guys

[Nolo]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''



 
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[Taz]

     Why did god create Adam before he created eve?

     Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.


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[caffeinewriter]

A man is having an affair with his secretary.

After a long day of lovemaking, he falls asleep and wakes up at 8PM. Realizing his wife will want to know where he is, he asks his lover to go outside and rub his shoes in the grass and dirt.

When he arrives home, his wife immediately asks him, "Where the hell were you?"

"I cannot lie to you, I've been having an affair with my secretary, and we made love all day."

She looks down at his shoes and scowls.

"You lying bastard! You were out playing golf!"
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I hope you enjoyed it!

[SysRun]

Here's my effort at making you all laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdiZvtUGbSc

[edit] I'll gladly take likes on youtube instead of bitcents.