Checkout Service / Portal Which Accepts Credit/Debit/Paypal & Pays Merchant BTC?

[dontcareatall]

I'm interested in having a checkout service on my website which allows users to pay using credit or debit card and/or paypal.
At that point I want the checkout service to pay me, the merchant, in BTC.

Alternately I am asking for suggestions by which I can have payments made in USD automatically exchanged to BTC.

I realize that I could have a normal BTC checkout service & then explain to users they must go to another website & purchase BTC, however I feel like that slight inconvenience may discourage customers from making purchases.

Any advice, help, or suggestions is greatly appreciated.

 

[TheButterZone]

I vaguely recall some sites like bitwage.com but for payment processing, or inverse Coinbase/BitPay. They weren't sustainable though, because credit/debit/PayPal is near-infinitely reversible and BTC isn't. If all else fails, you could see if Bitwage would accept your fiat take (after credit/debit/PayPal payments are sent to your bank account) and convert it to BTC.