I'm with Timelord on this one, pass the butter. Sometimes I just really like to see disasters in progress, hate to admit it. And I have no sympathy for people who don't read warnings or choose to ignore them, like this NOOB appears to be doing, offering to deal with OP. Isn't going to end well for at least one of these parties.
and
Dorrittulx is lining up for some more butt-hurting too...