OMG what is that?
Does it really matter what it is to Silk Road patrons? Thought not. What really matters is will this shit sell, and can we get enough of it. If so, then...
Introducing
Slava®.
Slava® is the first psychotropic to not only have no side effects, but also isn't habit forming. And there's a bonus--can't be detected by any current drug test.
How effective is
Slava®?
I've taken allotava shit in my live, & this is bees nees!
...
I work for a Fortune 500 company and am on it now as I type type this, and my fellow, and gal, coworkerss in the copy writting dept. don't even know I'm on the shit. In fact, I'm think there on it to because lately thay been acting wierd.
Thanks to SlaVa, I get to hang out with a whole new group of friends. No more runnin' 'round with them loosers!
The first time I tried it, nothing happened. But soon my natural body got used to it, and now WOW! WOW! WOW! Ain't the price ain't bad either. Hope that doesn't change when more people find out about SlaVa.
I've been selling on Tor going on two years now, and haven't seen anything like this. I'm having a hard time keeping this shit in stock. Luckily, I only have one competitor at the moment, but she (truly is a gal) markets mainly to the non-English speaking customers.
There you have it folks.
Slava® is sweeping the globe, and there's nothing law enforcement can do about it because it's yet to be classified.
As a seller of
Slava®, we will only accept bitcoins. Only Bitcoin will allow us to move half a million USD in a few hours into places they are suppose to go to, namely our suppliers. This will also allow us to automate the order system. I am aware some EU and SA country will have importing issues due to customs, but I see a possibility for re-sellers of
Slava® to take care of this problem.
To prove we are not out to scam you, the following image is of
Slava® being processed in our LAB.
Note: Slime is the non-technical term for
Slava®, coined
by our engineers.
