I need some1 to post a parcel with express tracking USA_USA

[iwillbuyit]

So I was ripped by a guy and need to send the cunt a pack with dog shit in it!

Needs sending today, will pay 50$ in btc total for the mailing and keep the change.

Escrow or you send me tracking first,

Need ASAP

[adidas]

What the fuck dude! 
You want tracking with that?

[iwillbuyit]

Yes I need tracking number

[Dditto]

LMFAO im up for it let me find an escrow lmao is the person your sending to in usa?

[TheButterZone]

I have a better idea, but you'll probably run into Newbie PM restrictions, so please chat with me via the thing I PMd you.

ETA: After a waste of time chatting, OP finally revealed that they wanted to, what's called "scam the scammer"; send their scammer a tracking number as proof of shipment of something they didn't pay for. No complicity in mail fraud here.