The Amish are taking over Bitcoin!

[Gleb Gamow]

http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-blockstream-greg-maxwell-blockchain-uncontrollable-noun/

Any questions?


"With Brother Maxwell firmly in place, we'll soon control the world's money supply."

[xhomerx10]

It is a commonly-held scientific speculation that beards grow faster on men who haven't had sex in a while.  If you see a man with a very long beard, he probably needs a girlfriend.

[adidas]

It is a commonly-held scientific speculation that beards grow faster on men who haven't had sex in a while.  If you see a man with a very long beard, he probably needs a girlfriend.

Wrong. I know these people are allowed to marry more than one woman. Same as with Muslems they marry up to 4 women and I think they have a lot of sex because they make up to 6 or more children from a single women. They almost all have long beards so this scientific proofs is not true for the case.

[Spoetnik]

Are you worried they will see this and come after you Gamow ?

[xhomerx10]

It is a commonly-held scientific speculation that beards grow faster on men who haven't had sex in a while.  If you see a man with a very long beard, he probably needs a girlfriend.

Wrong. I know these people are allowed to marry more than one woman. Same as with Muslems they marry up to 4 women and I think they have a lot of sex because they make up to 6 or more children from a single women. They almost all have long beards so this scientific proofs is not true for the case.

 Mine was a satirical post but here are a couple of salient points:

2) Greg Maxell is not Amish.
1) The Amish are not polygamists.


 Edit: sorry to rain on your otherwise humorous thread Gleb.

[lokomotive]

Hipster Amishes

[pixie85]

It is a commonly-held scientific speculation that beards grow faster on men who haven't had sex in a while.  If you see a man with a very long beard, he probably needs a girlfriend.

Wrong. I know these people are allowed to marry more than one woman. Same as with Muslems they marry up to 4 women and I think they have a lot of sex because they make up to 6 or more children from a single women. They almost all have long beards so this scientific proofs is not true for the case.

 Mine was a satirical post but here are a couple of salient points:

2) Greg Maxell is not Amish.
1) The Amish are not polygamists.


 Edit: sorry to rain on your otherwise humorous thread Gleb.

Comparing points 1 and 2 with your previous statement about beards I come to a conclusion that Greg is missing out.

[swogerino]

Hipster Amishes

They consider owning the first gen ipod as hipster and the talk of their village.

Remember they were against technology but am now coming out of their shell and embracing it instead of banishing it from their humble lifestyle.

[Hydrogen]

In a few years, the amish will look like this.

[xhomerx10]

OmG,  did that guy just shit out a car?!

[cosmicblue]

In the great words of Weird-Al Yankovic..
In an Amish paradise!

He was shown before the Super bowl on the couch with his dad!
So he is still alive!