Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

[wachtwoord]

There have been studies showing that those that harm books have a below average IQ and are more prone to social disorders.

Please don't hurt books, it's were we put knowledge before the development of computers (for storage) and the internet (distribution). If you do, you're like he idiots that are pro-copyright, want to take sites down because of their content and are opposed to file sharing.

If no one wants to buy it, give it to your local library

[Ashkelon]

I think we can all agree books are a wonderfull thing that must be protected at all costs, like babies and H Cup finals tickets, however, and I do weigh my words here

THIS MUST BE DESTROYED BEFORE IT CAN BREED

[rjk]

I think we can all agree books are a wonderfull thing that must be protected at all costs, like babies and H Cup finals tickets, however, and I do weigh my words here

THIS MUST BE DESTROYED BEFORE IT CAN BREED

+1

[MrTeal]

I think we can all agree books are a wonderfull thing that must be protected at all costs, like babies and H Cup finals tickets, however, and I do weigh my words here

THIS MUST BE DESTROYED BEFORE IT CAN BREED

So it's like Natasha Henstridge in Species, but with more sparkles and less super hot.

[danieldaniel]

I am still laughing at this.  Y U ALL SO TROLLTASTIC.

[Nyaaan]

I love Twilight.

[marked]

I love Twilight.

but magic died!

marked, shifting frame of reference

[rjk]

Bump. What happened? Can't reply cause you are in jail?

Or did we ever get some video of this?

Not in Jail, haha. The book is still intact. My Army buddy gets back April 12th. I lost track of what we were going to do with the book, but we had some pretty good ideas. I need to get rolling on this, haha.

Man... this topic still exists lol

Well there are only so many ways to kill it

Necrobampin'

[MrGaSp]

Please destroy this,

stake to the heart, or what ever, it must be destroyed....for the love of god...do it now!

IT has to be done, soon...

[Gomeler]

Mail the book to me and I'll shred it with however many rounds of .223 that it takes. Never read the book but the commercials for the movies were enough. I'll even give the book a fair chance by positioning it at around 300 yards.

[danieldaniel]

Why is this thread still alive?

Also, why are you guys so interested in Twilight.  o.0

[Ashkelon]

so... is it dead?

[Nyaaan]

I still love Twilight.

[Ashkelon]

Why you no kill book?

[gyverlb]

OK, I'm willing to pay 2BTC in advance to get 3 pictures :

• one with an hammer ready to strike a stake through the book (in the apple seems an appropriate place),
• one with the result of the enhanced stabbing (stake through book),
• one with the book ready to be disposed of so that it will be properly recycled.

Bonus BTCs are available if I find the pictures particularly pleasing :-)

Given the current value of BTC this is kind of sad that it didn't really happen.

[quicklynx]

Yes, I screwed up. Sorry I never fulfilled the destruction of the book. I guess I wanted to go above and beyond and couldn't get it to work. Maybe I can destroy a different book, or movie? My redemption....

I might have to go ahead and do something to destroy it.

[quicklynx]

There have been studies showing that those that harm books have a below average IQ and are more prone to social disorders.

Please don't hurt books, it's were we put knowledge before the development of computers (for storage) and the internet (distribution). If you do, you're like he idiots that are pro-copyright, want to take sites down because of their content and are opposed to file sharing.

If no one wants to buy it, give it to your local library

What is odd is I have read studies that people that read Twilight have below average IQs and have social disorders. It's a catch 22 in destroying this thing. I feel dumb for having it on my shelf, yet I am dumb if I destroy. I guess it comes down to which would be more fun. I go with glitter book bomb.

In all seriousness, I've given plenty of books to local libraries. My wife borrows from them all the time as well.

[Matthew N. Wright]

What you do with the book really depends on what part you hate-- the book itself or the fans. If you hate the book, toss it in the trash. If you hate the fans, then the opportunities for trolling are endless. Like copying the entire book, but changing certain aspects of it to make Bella have a vampire AND wolf baby twins, and have Jacob is actually gay and was only angry because Bella was taking his dream man away from him. Release the book on the internet as the "leaked original" and watch the madness unfold.

[quicklynx]

What you do with the book really depends on what part you hate-- the book itself or the fans. If you hate the book, toss it in the trash. If you hate the fans, then the opportunities for trolling are endless. Like copying the entire book, but changing certain aspects of it to make Bella have a vampire AND wolf baby twins, and have Jacob is actually gay and was only angry because Bella was taking his dream man away from him. Release the book on the internet as the "leaked original" and watch the madness unfold.

The only thing I know out of the book is the names because of the "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" posses that were rolling around at one time.

My wife is a Twilight fan and now I understand why she named her cat, Bella. I never knew the chicks name was Bella until this post, haha.