This is a handy guide for those who are sick and tired of technical arguments. Don't be the victim of technowizardry and logic, don't let the cryptocurrency world be ruled by math, fuck math! Math is for eggheads and dorks and no future is going to be dictated by protocols. Cryptocurrency is easy and a good marketing plan and these helpful techniques will be all you'll need to put nerds on standby and rocket your shitcoin to the moon and beyond.
#1. No matter how dire the warning from those technobabling nerds sound, they can be easily refuted with one word--JEALOUSY. Say it often and say it proud and don't let their theoretical arguments get in the way of you and your rightful shitcoin future. If they tell you the algowhateverthingy is broken, say "These blankcoin motherfuckers have been saying that for months and look, our coin is still alive and stronger than ever! They're just jealous that (our coin is ahead of them on coinmarketcap.com) or (our coin has twice the innovation as that has-been and every day we're eating into their market cap)." If you can work SCARED and JEALOUS into the same post, all the better.
#2. THAT"S JUST LIKE YOUR OPINION MAN. This a technology built around theoretical math, and you don't have to know much about theoretical math to know that these eggheads are always arguing about who's right. But lucky for you and your shitcoin is that you don't have understand therorhetical math to pull the OPINION card. Just keep saying it and no one will notice that you aren't actually arguing math, game theory, economics, or any other nerdisms. Just keep on saying it's just their opinion, because there are more people with no therorhetical understanding than there are that do--and you just need their money to launch your shitcoin into the stratosphere (or whatever crap is between us and the moon).
#3. FUD. If 1 and 2 aren't doing the trick just keep repeating FUD (while simultaneously slipping in every possible negative you can about them or whatever coin they endorse). Politicians call this mudslinging, but we'll call it FUDslingin'.
#4. "They're attacking us therefore...." Use this in conjunction with a Ghandi quotation, JEALOUSY, and FEAR for a powerful trifecta of shitcoinery. Ghandi may have been shot and India may have been split into India/Pakistan and their cause may have been helped by the English fighting wars in Europe and Asia, but who cares? No one investing in your shitcoin is worrying about the subtleties of history--you just need a slogan and an authority figure to back up your bumper sticker logic.
#5. If all else fails, TROLL! Make fun of their mom, their dad, their girlfriend, their lack of a mom, dad, or girlfriend. Say they're poor, say they're rich, say they have a small penis, a big penis, multiple penises of varying size--whatever, anything to get the subject off a technological footing. People buy on emotion and abusing people's emotions is shitcoinery 101.
#6. Act like a girly man, say the critics are bullying you, ganging-up on you, forcing the narrative on you without your consent, but whatever you do, don't engage their valid criticism--you'll use up a lot of energy, lose control of the narrative and likely expose the holes in your shitcoin.
#7. Appeal to greed. Tell them you sold your position in their coin and that you won't ever buy their coin until they stop attacking your shitcoin. Doesn't matter if you own any or not--what you're hoping is that they are just average shitcoiners like yourself and are all about getting paid in shitcoin gold.
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https://steemit.com/bitcoin/@generalizethis/a-shitcoiner-s-guide-to-shitcoin-logicThen 95% altcoin IS shitcoin??
