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April 07, 2014, 06:41:54 AM
Last edit: April 07, 2014, 06:58:48 AM by catoshi
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So the FBI managed to get a hold of this image and sent it to the best of the best for finding out who was behind the bitcoin mask!


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April 07, 2014, 06:53:33 AM
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So after the FBI spent almost 6 months using the most advanced technology we finally have a face picture of who this Satoshi Nakamoto is!


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April 07, 2014, 07:34:51 AM
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How did we not get this... It..was..so..obvious  Undecided

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April 07, 2014, 07:57:55 AM
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Since I'm in the Illuminati I have already seen this picture, I can assure you that Satoshi is not a cat but rather a dog masked in a cat mask wearing a bitcoin logo!
Hope you'll now be peaceful as I have resolved your moral dilemmas

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April 07, 2014, 11:30:52 AM
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Then i have a Satoshi Nakamato on my sofa ,is sleeping in a weird position.......like all cats do.So next time when i hear  knock on my door i will grab satochi and run....might be FBI! Wink

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April 07, 2014, 03:14:58 PM
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Then i have a Satoshi Nakamato on my sofa ,is sleeping in a weird position.......like all cats do.So next time when i hear  knock on my door i will grab satochi and run....might be FBI! Wink

Omg  she admitted it!

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April 07, 2014, 03:17:13 PM
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Since I'm in the Illuminati I have already seen this picture, I can assure you that Satoshi is not a cat but rather a dog masked in a cat mask wearing a bitcoin logo!
Hope you'll now be peaceful as I have resolved your moral dilemmas

loled

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April 07, 2014, 03:52:50 PM
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Like Pavlov's Dog, Zolotisty, Newsweek is drooling over this story, interviewing every cat in the world, with their strongest lead being Schrödinger's Cat, investigated by their lead cub reporter, of which they haven't heard back from in weeks, since he cracked opened the proverbial Pandora's Box to get a looksy of what's inside.
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April 07, 2014, 04:00:06 PM
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Like Pavlov's Dog, Zolotisty, Newsweek is drooling over this story, interviewing every cat in the world, with their strongest lead being Schrödinger's Cat, investigated by their lead cub reporter, of which they haven't heard back from in weeks, since he cracked opened the proverbial Pandora's Box to get a looksy of what's inside.

lmfao! im actually crying that was so funny

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April 07, 2014, 04:13:23 PM
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So the FBI managed to get a hold of this image and sent it to the best of the best for finding out who was behind the bitcoin mask!



wow you dont quite, There is already a branded charter using the B on there face, im sure you got the idea from Mr bitty, My bitty copy cat lol

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April 07, 2014, 04:23:13 PM
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So the FBI managed to get a hold of this image and sent it to the best of the best for finding out who was behind the bitcoin mask!



wow you dont quite, There is already a branded charter using the B on there face, im sure you got the idea from Mr bitty, My bitty copy cat lol

Whats a Mr bitty.. sounds like something cats poop out..

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