Like Pavlov's Dog, Zolotisty, Newsweek is drooling over this story, interviewing every cat in the world, with their strongest lead being Schrödinger's Cat, investigated by their lead cub reporter, of which they haven't heard back from in weeks, since he cracked opened the proverbial Pandora's Box to get a looksy of what's inside.
lmfao! im actually crying that was so funny