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Derp.
00:51 <mircea_popescu> well, so did anyone actually bother to track this BTC-GROWTH marvel ?
01:33 <mircea_popescu> a actually btct, should be in the logs
02:18 <mircea_popescu> Apr 13 11:00:40 <`MBot> [ GLBSE ] [ TRADE ] [ TYGRR-BOT ] [ 2 x 0.99999 = 1.999980 BTC ]
02:18 <mircea_popescu> Apr 13 11:01:55 <`MBot> [ GLBSE ] [ TRADE ] [ TYGRR-BOT ] [ 98 x 1.0 = 98.000000 BTC ]
02:21 <mircea_popescu> dude, old logs!
02:27 <mircea_popescu> (that's apr 13 2012, ftr)
02:28 <peterl> I think it was all privately done, so there is no way to actually track what he says
02:37 <mircea_popescu> peterl he claims he got 2k btc on btct
03:41 <mircea_popescu> so what was the ticker, anyoe know that ?
03:45 <dexX7>
http://coinflow.co/chart/BTC-GROWTH03:46 <ozbot> BTC-GROWTH on Coinflow
04:26 <dexX7> i think he indeed sold quite a few shares
04:36 <dexX7> several hundred btc worth
05:40 <mircea_popescu> aha
05:43 <dexX7> ;;calc 1294*0.1
05:44 <gribble> 129.4
05:46 <dexX7> well
05:47 <dexX7> ^
07:06 <mircea_popescu>
http://dpaste.com/1707934/07:09 <mircea_popescu> that's the first hour.
07:39 <mircea_popescu> there's no 2k there, more like 2-300 btc
08:03 <benkay> the rest was privately placed!
08:03 <benkay> gosh.
08:46 <peterl> "privately placed" does that mean "I just made up whatever numbers I want"?
09:17 <benkay> that is an implication
09:19 <Namworld> I'm about 175 BTC in debt and I'm richer than him still.
09:34 <mircea_popescu> the zinger being, of course, "Aug 15 15:49:39 <parseval> This guy is charging 2% of assets annually plus 20% of profits for management fees"
09:39 <mircea_popescu> that's some fund o.O
09:56 <Namworld> Big fees.
11:02 <dexX7> well, such a fee level is at least motivating the issuer to perform well
11:18 <mircea_popescu> lolk
11:53 <mircea_popescu> normally i'd say "i wish to meet that elated 1% of bitcoin financiers which actually make 2% a year", but i think i already have.
13:00 <mircea_popescu> anyway, parity didn't hold up long :
Aug 15 18:44:58 <assbot> [BTCTC] [BTC-GROWTH] 2 @ 0.09801 = 0.196 BTC [-]
Aug 15 18:44:59 <assbot> [BTCTC] [BTC-GROWTH] 96 @ 0.098 = 9.408 BTC [-]
Sep 21 01:55:33 <assbot> [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 2 @ 0.09612 = 0.1922 BTC [-]
Sep 21 03:21:59 <assbot> [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 50 @ 0.09594299 = 4.7971 BTC [-] {5}
Oct 06 15:25:37 <assbot> [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 10 @ 0.08 = 0.8 BTC [-]
Oct 08 18:07:10 <assbot> [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 7 @ 0.083 = 0.581 BTC
Oct 08 18:08:11 <assbot> [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 14 @ 0.083 = 1.162 BTC
14:35 <mircea_popescu> and with that the story ends.
14:51 <mircea_popescu> -17% on assets, -22% on fees, half your money back in half a year.
16:08 <dexX7> labcoin was a more exciting way to lose money
You're just a scammer, if more pretentious than most. Not the sort that does it deliberately, but the sort that does it through sheer incompetence and metacognitive failure. Still, the net effect on your unfortunate "investors" is just about the same.
Back in the day usagi was the main provider of involuntary lols for the general Bitcoin public, and the prevailing view was that "so what if idiots lose a few Bitcoin, someone has to pay for our entertainment". With the entrance of more advanced psychotic cases such as Uppity Tortilla, who generally entertain for free or even pay for the privilege of amusing us, the bar has risen significantly. There's no niche left for you in Bitcoin really, you're neither funny nor rich enough to do anything for us anymore.
May I recommend joining some of the alts? For instance I hear wonderful things about Max Keiser's scamcoin, and you two definitely have the same sorts of mental issues so perhaps you could work together in that space.