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April 17, 2014, 08:21:59 PM
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First, you need something to start with, $100 worth of bitcoin, split this between two paper wallets.

Now, take your car, lift the driving wheels off the ground, making sure the car is securely supported.

Glue the paper wallets on opposite sides of one of the driving wheels.

Carefully climb into the car, and spin the wheels at 80mph for 10 minutes!

Congrats, you've achieved a million dollar turn over!



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Typical size of a car wheel is such that it turns around 1000 rpm at 80 mph, so you spin your $100 around, or "turn it over" 10,000 times in 10 minutes.



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April 17, 2014, 08:30:10 PM
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This is…

Amazing.

Thank you, it actually worked! Let me donate some of my profits to you!

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April 18, 2014, 10:40:14 AM
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That was actually terrible. You've ruined my day.
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April 18, 2014, 10:52:16 AM
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instructions not clear enough, got my dick caught in the ceiling fan

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April 18, 2014, 12:58:33 PM
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checked it, worked like charm Wink
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April 18, 2014, 03:01:46 PM
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I think its not possible

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April 18, 2014, 03:12:04 PM
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instructions not clear enough, got my dick caught in the ceiling fan

Are you sure you're in the right thread? And your time machine calibration is off, I wasn't going to post "How many drunk bitcoiners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" until tomorrow.

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April 18, 2014, 03:48:48 PM
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My dream, just got destroyed lol.
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April 18, 2014, 04:29:04 PM
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I have no car, can I use electric fan?

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April 18, 2014, 04:53:45 PM
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instructions not clear enough, got my dick caught in the ceiling fan

Are you sure you're in the right thread? And your time machine calibration is off, I wasn't going to post "How many drunk bitcoiners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" until tomorrow.

damn it, you didn't say we have to be sober Cheesy

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April 18, 2014, 07:35:57 PM
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lol !  Cheesy
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April 19, 2014, 12:05:20 AM
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That was actually terrible. You've ruined my day.
Did you actually try it though? I doubt you did!

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April 19, 2014, 12:54:40 AM
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What did I just read...  Cry

You just crushed me.. lol.

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April 19, 2014, 12:55:41 AM
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What did I just read...  Cry

You just crushed me.. lol.
Mind blown because of how genius it is?

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April 19, 2014, 05:57:36 AM
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Its cool if its true

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April 19, 2014, 10:05:10 AM
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I think its not possible

It really works...sort of lol... Smiley
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April 19, 2014, 12:11:53 PM
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Give me your bitcoin wallet , I want to send you 1 million dollars j just made in 10 minutes.
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April 19, 2014, 04:55:53 PM
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I think its not possible
You can't know until you've tried. Update us with results, though!

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April 19, 2014, 05:01:16 PM
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Nice spinning

please unban me.
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