How to achieve a million dollar turnover in 10 minutes with bitcoin!

[Flashman]

First, you need something to start with, $100 worth of bitcoin, split this between two paper wallets.

Now, take your car, lift the driving wheels off the ground, making sure the car is securely supported.

Glue the paper wallets on opposite sides of one of the driving wheels.

Carefully climb into the car, and spin the wheels at 80mph for 10 minutes!

Congrats, you've achieved a million dollar turn over!



Teh Explains...

Typical size of a car wheel is such that it turns around 1000 rpm at 80 mph, so you spin your $100 around, or "turn it over" 10,000 times in 10 minutes.



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[apsvinet]

This is…

Amazing.

Thank you, it actually worked! Let me donate some of my profits to you!

[Dogtanian]

That was actually terrible. You've ruined my day.

[Kiki112]

instructions not clear enough, got my dick caught in the ceiling fan

[Velkro]

checked it, worked like charm

[sanjoea]

I think its not possible

[Flashman]

instructions not clear enough, got my dick caught in the ceiling fan

Are you sure you're in the right thread? And your time machine calibration is off, I wasn't going to post "How many drunk bitcoiners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" until tomorrow.

[lapah]

My dream, just got destroyed lol.

[supernovax]

I have no car, can I use electric fan?

[Kiki112]

instructions not clear enough, got my dick caught in the ceiling fan

Are you sure you're in the right thread? And your time machine calibration is off, I wasn't going to post "How many drunk bitcoiners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" until tomorrow.

damn it, you didn't say we have to be sober

[cesmak]

lol ! 

[apsvinet]

That was actually terrible. You've ruined my day.

Did you actually try it though? I doubt you did!

[dougg]

What did I just read... 

You just crushed me.. lol.

[apsvinet]

What did I just read... 

You just crushed me.. lol.

Mind blown because of how genius it is?

[sanjoea]

Its cool if its true

[Sonny]

I think its not possible

It really works...sort of lol...

[Equate]

Give me your bitcoin wallet , I want to send you 1 million dollars j just made in 10 minutes.

[apsvinet]

I think its not possible

You can't know until you've tried. Update us with results, though!

[jparsley]

Nice spinning