Can I vote for myself? You know, to keep the spirit of the new Ukrainian elections?
Perhaps that is allowed. But there are certain conditions. If elected as the president, you should transfer the Forex and Gold reserves to the CIA. Also, the control of all the natural resources will be with the American corporations.
Can I bomb the people out of their homes to give easier access to natural resources? Please, say I can! Pretty please!
Oh, and the gold has already been taken care of by the interim government...
