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July 10, 2014, 03:59:01 AM |
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Shit, I'd be scared too!!  |
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crystalsum
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July 10, 2014, 09:58:01 AM |
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Tortoise driving below speed limit ?
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TheButterZone
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July 10, 2014, 08:13:33 PM |
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Bastard.
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Saying that you don't trust someone because of their behavior is completely valid.
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July 10, 2014, 08:34:07 PM |
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WTF is wrong with that guy, which turtle is aggresive? That guy should get some other job. Imagine him with a agresive guy, that guy would be dead meat for sure.
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Bitcoin is DEAD
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July 10, 2014, 09:42:29 PM |
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hey those things are deadly. they can bite off limbs
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July 22, 2014, 08:48:09 PM |
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Nah man, that's awful! Turtles are such peace-loving creatures! I once had a turtle, such a cutey-patootey! I fed it all kinds of salad and grasses. They couldn't hurt anyone! But one day it ran away. I couldn't find it, it was just too fast  |
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July 22, 2014, 09:01:41 PM |
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what will they claim, that the tortoise was moving too fast towards them?
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July 22, 2014, 11:18:55 PM |
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what will they claim, that the tortoise was moving too fast towards them?
Those things are VERY fast. Here is actual video from another close encounter... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyUmGHdK9e8 |
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July 22, 2014, 11:30:03 PM |
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So maybe they are super fast, but I NEVER heard about turtle who killed a man. And I doubt that policeman was in danger so grave he had to shoot it. But it is overall minor problem in times when people are dying like nothing happened in various places of the world.
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July 22, 2014, 11:38:47 PM |
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So maybe they are super fast, but I NEVER heard about turtle who killed a man. And I doubt that policeman was in danger so grave he had to shoot it. But it is overall minor problem in times when people are dying like nothing happened in various places of the world.
I think the police officer was simply being overzealous |
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July 22, 2014, 11:50:30 PM |
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wtf, i had no idea they were that fast.. why all those slow turtle jokes then? or are tortoises just faster than turtles? |
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July 23, 2014, 12:17:47 AM |
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LOL, a downslope, and possibly moist grass. Let's see it on flat dry ground.
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Saying that you don't trust someone because of their behavior is completely valid.
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July 23, 2014, 01:12:43 AM |
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LOL, a downslope, and possibly moist grass. Let's see it on flat dry ground.
Here you go sir.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FRzmTY7wrkThe police had every right to use deadly force!  |
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TheButterZone
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July 23, 2014, 01:17:25 AM |
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Touche. Land speed calculation from that video?
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July 23, 2014, 01:21:41 AM |
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This is perhaps the funniest story I've read so far today :-)
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July 23, 2014, 01:26:11 AM |
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Touche. Land speed calculation from that video?
I'd assume 88 mph, since the tortoise didn't emerge from the other side, only a thin trail of flames... |
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TheButterZone
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July 23, 2014, 02:19:20 AM |
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LMFAO there's a .gif... where we're going, we don't need roads!
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