Why not just let this guy be, if you aren't interested in what he's selling just move on. No reason to be dicks...

In fact, mnporter2001 wasn't trying to be a dick, but offering a much more reasonable price for the service.

Thank you, you are correct I am not trying to be a dick as suggested but I am trying to stop people taking the piss out of newbies.
I helped several people last night with their faucet for no fee what so ever, and quite why others cant do the same is beyond me, it takes less than 5 minutes to set up a faucet.
Cheers
Mark