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Do you care that you don't control the eBay Beanie Baby market?
Not really, right?
That's how JP Morgan feels about the Bitcoin market....now.
With Bitcoin's Beanie Baby growth, larger institutions are sure to take notice. Not out of fear, but out of opportunity.
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FTFY. JP Morgan has, after tanking Beanie Baby prices, has been secretly investing in both Beanie Babies and Cabbage Patch Kids through a nefarious web of old bats. Hodl FTW!
Your reliable government source,
~Bitch Pudding