[WTS] The highest quality of horrendous poems

[Tullekunstner]

Oh, how I love the BTC
because the sun loves me

BLAO, BLAO, BLAO
The train goes on

POW POW POW
My car just stopped

Weed is bad just look at me
A horse in my garage - my most precious object
And I have a comb that I don't use
So here I sit so words I can abuse

And then I lived happily ever after.



edit (not part of my poem!!)- you really should've had a multiple choice-poll on this one.. SO HARD deciding what to vote.

[Taras]

Bump for poetic art garbage

[MCXI]

Here on in is a hero with(in)
free from the stench of corruption and sin
a hero is one with a heart of pure love
that strengthens not withers as he grows above
a hero is one who shows others the way
back to the land of the living they say
our hero is missing your hero is gone
who now has the courage to carry us on
there are no more hero's
there are only men
learning the lessons
again, and again…
           -MCXI

[lrissman]

Here I sit typing at my laptop
with a sinus cold that makes my head go bop bop bop
reading this poetry makes me laugh and smile
unfortunately this makes my head feel vile
so to relieve the sinus pain
I try my hand in this poetry train
achoo, it is all for naught
my laptop is now covered in snot
      - lrissman

[b!z]

hello i am b!z
i do not know how to rhyme
is this a haiku

[rugrats]

Horrid examples of quality poems sold: [1]
ill write poetry for cheap
Send BTC0.00008 to 18fkJvme2MybKgCFUCKaEjNry2t4ZFxQvh
and i will post a poem written by me :3
I am very good at bad poetry
quality not guaranteed
by not buying a bad poem you agree to give me your house and vital organs
you cn ask 4 a palindrome or haiku if you like

Thou art a poetaster of uncommon talent.
Alas, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, Essex, remains the undisputed author of the worst poetry in the universe.

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.

Chuck Norris is ashamed of you.

[SlickMoTwoToe]

Chuck Norris is ashamed of your face!
He'll kick you so hard you fly into space,
Cause Chuck Norris is sicker than you, you sick little dope,
Before we bury you we have to find your remains with a teloscope!

Chuck Norris is even more ashamed of your spleen,
Your spleen's so brown it makes Obama look green,
If I were you I'd have it removed A S A P,
Before Chuck Norris breaks your knee!

I can make some sick poetery too,
My price in Bitcoins is only 0.0002,
If you want me to insult someone in a dumb way I'm the one to hire,
Warning: (don't trust me, I'm a Class A habitual spoonifyer!)

But if you buy my poem I can guarantee a quick quip,
If you like this one, please include a 0.62 bitcoin tip!

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[Taras]

This offer is still open by the way, my poetic skills have decreased even further over time