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February 05, 2014, 12:04:28 AM
Last edit: July 21, 2014, 08:55:41 PM by Taras
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Horrid examples of quality poems sold: [1]
ill write poetry for cheap
Send BTC0.00008 to 18fkJvme2MybKgCFUCKaEjNry2t4ZFxQvh
and i will post a poem written by me :3
I am very good at bad poetry
quality not guaranteed
by not buying a bad poem you agree to give me your house and vital organs
you cn ask 4 a palindrome or haiku if you like
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February 05, 2014, 12:28:09 AM
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$0.08 for a crappy poem? May have to consider this deal...
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February 05, 2014, 02:25:05 AM
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could of at least tried to make the post rhyme..

you really are a bad poet,
and don't you know it.  Grin

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February 05, 2014, 03:36:20 AM
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Babushka, babushka,
Give me the bitcoin

I'll rhyme just like Pushkin,
For vodka and sirloin.

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February 05, 2014, 03:37:35 AM
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How bad are the poems? Can we see some examples?

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February 05, 2014, 03:41:18 AM
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sent.
https://blockchain.info/tx/c58490727b2d8d898514715bb2da7f943a3234ef19da389df53fad3dc2d8ebc8

show me your worst poetry!!  Grin
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February 05, 2014, 01:49:46 PM
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This is a good bad poem.
I hope you love to hate it.
It will rhyme shortly.
I promise you it will.
The rhyme will hit hard.
Like an oil spill.
There it was Shocked
That was so cool.
Holy crap.
Random word: spool.
There it was again!
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February 05, 2014, 02:15:37 PM
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This is a good bad poem.
I hope you love to hate it.
It will rhyme shortly.
I promise you it will.
The rhyme will hit hard.
Like an oil spill.
There it was Shocked
That was so cool.
Holy crap.
Random word: spool.
There it was again!
Your rhyme so bad it makes me sad
I ate some bread and went to bed
Hope what I read soon leaves my head

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February 05, 2014, 02:27:30 PM
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hahaha taras that was horrible, great job!
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February 07, 2014, 09:52:01 PM
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since this was a scheme to round up my balance, future poems cost anything you want  Smiley
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February 10, 2014, 02:11:22 AM
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Awesomely bad. Bravo.

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March 08, 2014, 10:19:48 PM
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Never under estimate the power of the mind
for its thy eyes that deceive
and lead you to believe
that certain levels cannot be achieved
for this is artificiality,
a conscious illusion with subliminal ties
and the fact is
reality doesn't lie
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March 08, 2014, 10:28:08 PM
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As corporations kill each other
trying to succeed
in the name of profit wealth and greed
is reasons why
your minds eye will bleed
peace on Earth
when will we see
when this ends
humanities free
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March 08, 2014, 10:34:19 PM
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When is the time we'll finally see
the cost of peace on Earth is free
when love consumes
all life will bloom
no more hate
it is our fate
i love you
do you love me?
no matter who you are
or where you'll be
your my friend
beautiful and free
and we shall dance
in our cosmic dream
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March 08, 2014, 10:40:37 PM
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I ask for nothing in return.
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March 08, 2014, 11:35:02 PM
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I ask for nothing in return.
This thread is for bad poetry. Yours is relatively decent. That or you are bad at writing badly Cheesy
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March 09, 2014, 02:46:27 AM
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I ask for nothing in return.
This thread is for bad poetry. Yours is relatively decent. That or you are bad at writing badly Cheesy

This is a poem,
Taras loved home.

I know, amazing.

Jk.

Just kidding,
Buildings are bleeding from the Earth,
I am admitting that birth isn't worth it.
Because giving birth to a humanity I haven't lived in
Or actually arrived in,
That makes a revolution into evolution,
That makes freedom a living idea,
Builds another sequel to people,
Creating simple tables,
Closes the case of race,
And breaks every law of misery,
That makes tara into a era,
Just kidding,
Earth is pleading not to bleed from buildings.
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March 09, 2014, 07:20:30 AM
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A little initiative

You are an ass
your car has no gas
u fuck around for cash
to smoke some hash
u r a mess !!!

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March 09, 2014, 09:37:42 AM
Last edit: March 09, 2014, 03:45:29 PM by rohnearner
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Sorry to say this but ,
yours is not the worst
poetry I ever heard,
you need to degrade your skills,
too much talent always kills
I need to rhyme ,one more line
So I'm gonna do it with time


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March 09, 2014, 03:03:50 PM
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Keep it up Cool
It's not bad enough though come on guys
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