Closed because I found a husband.

[n2004al]

I need a "working man" who will:

* Help me market my merchandise. (I make sweaters, jewelry, gowns, scarves, mittens, office supplies, novelty items and so on).

*Be willing to film every time we make love, and post it online so we can have supplemental income. (I've never done that before, but I really want to. We'll cut our faces out. Don't worry).

*Be okay with my vegan cooking. I make veggie burgers on Saturdays. You'll also have to convert if you're not already vegan.

*You have to like my niece. (My brother is in jail, and I have to take care of her. I promised her we'd never go poor, and if I have to sell myself and other services, that is exactly what I am going to do).

*Be willing to Skype with me. (You'll have to let me see you, and you and I will have to chat for a while before I trust you).

Add me at psychedelicxfave and say "Willing to be your husband".

I'm Chinese and Ghanian. I do not dress sexually in public. I cover myself up when I'm in a relationship. I like 50's pinup makeup, and 50's attire in general. I wear dresses that go to my ankles, and never show cleavage. You don't have to worry about me cheating on you, because I'm pansexual. I'm attracted to personality, which means I won't have sex with you unless I like you personally. If you believe you have a terrible personality, don't bother.

I don't know what's going on with my imageshack. I'm pretty sure somebody hacked it. If you really want to know what I look like, let me show you I suppose. Or, somebody show me a site I can upload pictures to where they cannot hack my photos and delete everything.

Honestly, I am so scared to post this. Thanks for reading. Check out my handmade bitcoin merchandise thread.  
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1197410.0

No any scare dear. There is nothing to be scared in your post. You have your own and you want your other own. It is normal. But, I think, that the only way to find him is to create him. Then, after creating you can do with him everything you want and you write in this thread. It will want a little much time but it will be for sure that your desire will be accomplished. So, in short words, go to one sperm bank and chose from all the donors, the best of them who have donate or sold their sperm which fit more with your needs. Then create it your self. After 20 years you will have all you want. It is little later better later then never. I'm serious in every word written above.  

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So, basically, you want me to raise my own child, and fuck my own child. My goodness.

You seemed to me  without scruples. This made to me to write this post. But, you can try to give the sperm to one of your helpmates or to renting a wonderful girl who can made this creature for you. In this case it will be not your child. It will be your desired One.

[codishmumu]

Also, Nigeria barely got internet access out there. Hehe.

Yeah, I don't say you are Nigerian, just that you could be.

And nigerian "princes" surely have internet access.

If you were actually in new york, your kyocera phone odds of beeing setup on gmt+2 is highly unlikely.

I don't buy it  

Last time I used Skype it was 1 year ago to speak with a bitcoin dev. So more motivating than checking your location. (take no offenses, there are less bitcoin devs than chicks)

Wait, what? I'm confused.

Sorry I don't know much on computers. My phone is a Kyocera? How'd you know that? I don't think it is. And no...I am in the city. I have a New York number. I'm not in Nigeria, sorry.

I'm not a Princess at all.....

Also, I never really set up my time zone on this site, sorry. I didn't really think to set it up, because it wasn't bothering me at all.

I just looked at the exif metadata on your picture, and it's not geolocalized (well done), but you have information on what took the picture, the time the picture was taken, maybe the optical lens of your phone comes from Kiocera, the time zone also comes from the phone.

"Nigerian princes" are archetype of scammers on internet, just to say for me, you can be anyone, anywhere, any gender.

The girl on the picture looks pretty, maybe it's you, maybe not. If your story is true, it might be worth reading. But I'm not looking to live with you and all

I already "benefit from those services" + love. Maybe in another life   And I don't think I would be what you seek.

I find this thread curious and interesting, always suspecting it to be a scam, and end even funnier  

I know I look like a scammer. I post threads that push the envelope, and are not traditional to most posts here. I'm honestly not trying to look like one. My brain is literally half intelligent and half retarded.

If you want me to prove who I am, how do I do this....

How do I webcam with you in a way it won't upset or worry you about your location or identity being given out? I didn't see the word "Kyocera" being written in the tag box at all. You must be really smart. I didn't even know my own phone model.

I'm like you, half smart, half retard

Even if you send a picture holding a paper with your pseudo, I will never trust it 100%. But maybe this story is true, or at some point, someone will post here who you really are.

If you don't want your identity to be known (My ID here is known, I don't hide it) be careful.

That's why I asked your eyes. It's hard to tell without seeing the eyes  

I once posted a picture of my dog holding a paper with my pseudo, to prove I'm a dog, and someone sent me my position on google map by PM to warn me, because I took it with a smartphone with localization on and published it on a site that don't removes it...

So I'm not so smart (I changed place since the time (not for this reason), no need to seek those unknown people)

Can I see the dog? And wait, my location is being sent out through the picture?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=349405.msg3744128#msg3744128

The picture is now deleted (thanks for that) but maybe you can see a quote somewhere, but more interestingly, you should read this thread carefuly, and see a girl revealing to be a man.

My dog is now resting in peace so I will not post it again. Imagine a femal bauceron, with a paper saying bitcointalk.org Sardokan and a heart and you get the joke.

I'm pretty sure you will find this thread interesting.

EDIT : there is no localization data in the pic you posted

Are you sure? Are you lying to me so I stay ignorant?

[recklessrager]

Sweet. Im blackanese too

Rock on

[aakashsangwan]

* Sexually satisfy them on a consistent basis. (Sexual physical therapy services)
* You help them with their bills. (Financial service)
*You clean their house. (A maid service)
*You cook for them. (Chef service)
*You represent them. (Representative service)
*You help them breed. (A surrogate or sperm donor service)

I never thought that doing all of that you posted is "service". I all do it because of "love" an nothing else. If you do this because of service then something is wrong with your relationship with your husband/wife. I married my wife not because I need someone to take care of me, I married her because I lover her and I want to grow old with her. If I married my wife because I want someone to clean my house, cook food, then I should have hired a house help and I have no further obligations.

Yeah, but then you'd have to pay them.

Of course! nothing is free nowadays! but that doesn't mean I'll marry someone so I can get those services for free.

I appreciate the answere given above about the services given by wife as a love but not as her duty to perform after marriage. it is perfectly said that marriage, wife is not services or duty, this is life sole with whom we want to live full life and their is nothing that money can sepearate them.

[codishmumu]

Sweet. Im blackanese too

Rock on

Correct term is "Blasian". (Black and Asian).

[codishmumu]

* Sexually satisfy them on a consistent basis. (Sexual physical therapy services)
* You help them with their bills. (Financial service)
*You clean their house. (A maid service)
*You cook for them. (Chef service)
*You represent them. (Representative service)
*You help them breed. (A surrogate or sperm donor service)

I never thought that doing all of that you posted is "service". I all do it because of "love" an nothing else. If you do this because of service then something is wrong with your relationship with your husband/wife. I married my wife not because I need someone to take care of me, I married her because I lover her and I want to grow old with her. If I married my wife because I want someone to clean my house, cook food, then I should have hired a house help and I have no further obligations.

Yeah, but then you'd have to pay them.

Of course! nothing is free nowadays! but that doesn't mean I'll marry someone so I can get those services for free.

I appreciate the answere given above about the services given by wife as a love but not as her duty to perform after marriage. it is perfectly said that marriage, wife is not services or duty, this is life sole with whom we want to live full life and their is nothing that money can sepearate them.

She will eventually be fired as a wife if she is not willing to clean or cook to the best of her extent. Marriage is a business contract. When you get married, it is written in law that you are together forever as business partners until a conflict arises that claims your marriage is not substantial. That is when the legal industry steps in. Love is just some gimmick the diamond industry exploited to sell more cubic zirconia rings that imitate diamonds, but aren't even real diamonds.

Think about it. Are you going to marry somebody, just because you love them? Are you going to let them do absolutely nothing but love you? You never want them to clean for you? You never want them to cook? When you've had a hard day in the office, you don't want to come home to a beautiful clean home? What about income? Nowadays it's difficult to live off of one income.

Okay. If that's what you want to do, that's you. I for one refuse to sit with my feet up all day eating chocolate, getting fat to the point where my husband doesn't want to touch me, and just make absolutely no money until all we have is "love". Love doesn't pay the bills. I would know what does and what doesn't. I use to be homeless.

Like I said, challenge yourself. Quit your day job and market love full time. If you become homeless, I am willing to let you stay in my house in the guest room, and willing to feed you for one month, or until you get back on your feet.

[hopenotlate]

Where are the boobs? 

Finally a good question.

[codishmumu]

Where are the boobs? 

Finally a good question.

They were there, until my instinct was to take them down.