Closed because I found a husband.

[codishmumu]

I'm getting marrriiiiieedd. <3

[recklessrager]

lol.

Im intrigued. By everything you post.

[squall1066]

So I just worked out this is a personal ad?

your list is very demanding, I dont see companionship there, is this more a business transaction?

you should also list what you are willing to provide.

[codishmumu]

So I just worked out this is a personal ad?

your list is very demanding, I dont see companionship there, is this more a business transaction?

you should also list what you are willing to provide.

Yes it's demanding, just like having any job is demanding. Just like how you get fired from a regular office job, you get fired from being a husband or a wife. That's why they have divorce.

I'm offering the five services listed at the top.


And, um..."love". (Not that love is a service. You can't market love. You can't deposit love into a bank account. You can't drive love to a supermarket. Love is technically not a service).

[codishmumu]

Fun facts.

List of situations you can blame on not having a wife or husband:

"Help! I'm horny and I don't have a wife!"

"Help! I don't know how to mow the lawn and I don't have a husband!"

"Help! I can't cook, and I don't have a wife!"

"Help! I can't open this jar, and I don't have a husband!"

"Help! I can't dress myself, and I don't have a wife!"

"Help! I don't know how to grill, and I don't have a husband!"

[--Encrypted--]

shouldn't this be on.. umm.. politics & society?

[recklessrager]

shouldn't this be on.. umm.. politics & society?

shhhh. Lets us watch and see what it does out of it's natural habitat

[vleroybrown]

This post made me smile You are forgetting the service of surrogate or sperm donor.  

[codishmumu]

This post made me smile You are forgetting the service of surrogate or sperm donor.  

You're right. My apologies. I will fix my post. One moment.

[codishmumu]

Quick update: I have decided I am not offering love anymore. You cannot mass market love. You cannot advertise love. You cannot sell love. Ultimately, if you cannot make money off of a concept, it does not technically qualify as a service. Before any of you start arguing with that, go. Challenge your beliefs. Quit your day job, and market love full time. Let me know how that worked out.

[StevenLiang]

Quick update: I have decided I am not offering love anymore. You cannot mass market love. You cannot advertise love. You cannot sell love. Ultimately, if you cannot make money off of a concept, it does not technically qualify as a service. Before any of you start arguing with that, go. Challenge your beliefs. Quit your day job, and market love full time. Let me know how that worked out.

Hi, Codi.
From your account info and thread, i will consider you as a woman.

I think you must caring about yourself first.
Don't think about boyfriend or husband.

If you can take caring yourself, loving yourself. The other man will starting to likes you.

And after that, try to spread your caring and loving for others.
Give your caring to other, and you'll get the other caring's back.
Give your love to other, and you'll get the other love's back.

Regards.

[codishmumu]

Quick update: I have decided I am not offering love anymore. You cannot mass market love. You cannot advertise love. You cannot sell love. Ultimately, if you cannot make money off of a concept, it does not technically qualify as a service. Before any of you start arguing with that, go. Challenge your beliefs. Quit your day job, and market love full time. Let me know how that worked out.

Hi, Codi.
From your account info and thread, i will consider you as a woman.

I think you must caring about yourself first.
Don't think about boyfriend or husband.

If you can take caring yourself, loving yourself. The other man will starting to likes you.

And after that, try to spread your caring and loving for others.
Give your caring to other, and you'll get the other caring's back.
Give your love to other, and you'll get the other love's back.

Regards.

I do what I wish, but thank you for the constructive criticism.

[lemipawa]

* Sexually satisfy them on a consistent basis. (Sexual physical therapy services)
* You help them with their bills. (Financial service)
*You clean their house. (A maid service)
*You cook for them. (Chef service)
*You represent them. (Representative service)
*You help them breed. (A surrogate or sperm donor service)

I never thought that doing all of that you posted is "service". I all do it because of "love" an nothing else. If you do this because of service then something is wrong with your relationship with your husband/wife. I married my wife not because I need someone to take care of me, I married her because I lover her and I want to grow old with her. If I married my wife because I want someone to clean my house, cook food, then I should have hired a house help and I have no further obligations.

[codishmumu]

* Sexually satisfy them on a consistent basis. (Sexual physical therapy services)
* You help them with their bills. (Financial service)
*You clean their house. (A maid service)
*You cook for them. (Chef service)
*You represent them. (Representative service)
*You help them breed. (A surrogate or sperm donor service)

I never thought that doing all of that you posted is "service". I all do it because of "love" an nothing else. If you do this because of service then something is wrong with your relationship with your husband/wife. I married my wife not because I need someone to take care of me, I married her because I lover her and I want to grow old with her. If I married my wife because I want someone to clean my house, cook food, then I should have hired a house help and I have no further obligations.

Yeah, but then you'd have to pay them.

[arnav95]

I like this guy and his post. Some of his post are from 9gag I suppose but still he picks the greatest out of the great. His posts always brings a smile on my dull and down face, so keepbip the good work buddy...

[codishmumu]

I like this guy and his post. Some of his post are from 9gag I suppose but still he picks the greatest out of the great. His posts always brings a smile on my dull and down face, so keepbip the good work buddy...

Actually, I'm a female.

[lemipawa]

* Sexually satisfy them on a consistent basis. (Sexual physical therapy services)
* You help them with their bills. (Financial service)
*You clean their house. (A maid service)
*You cook for them. (Chef service)
*You represent them. (Representative service)
*You help them breed. (A surrogate or sperm donor service)

I never thought that doing all of that you posted is "service". I all do it because of "love" an nothing else. If you do this because of service then something is wrong with your relationship with your husband/wife. I married my wife not because I need someone to take care of me, I married her because I lover her and I want to grow old with her. If I married my wife because I want someone to clean my house, cook food, then I should have hired a house help and I have no further obligations.

Yeah, but then you'd have to pay them.

Of course! nothing is free nowadays! but that doesn't mean I'll marry someone so I can get those services for free.

[codishmumu]

* Sexually satisfy them on a consistent basis. (Sexual physical therapy services)
* You help them with their bills. (Financial service)
*You clean their house. (A maid service)
*You cook for them. (Chef service)
*You represent them. (Representative service)
*You help them breed. (A surrogate or sperm donor service)

I never thought that doing all of that you posted is "service". I all do it because of "love" an nothing else. If you do this because of service then something is wrong with your relationship with your husband/wife. I married my wife not because I need someone to take care of me, I married her because I lover her and I want to grow old with her. If I married my wife because I want someone to clean my house, cook food, then I should have hired a house help and I have no further obligations.

Yeah, but then you'd have to pay them.

Of course! nothing is free nowadays! but that doesn't mean I'll marry someone so I can get those services for free.

Sure. Okay.

[TheGr33k]

As you asked, you can upload your pics on imgur.com if you want to upload.
Your pics won't be removed from there and lol they wouldn't be hacked either

What is NSFW in this btw? (Title Says)

[codishmumu]

As you asked, you can upload your pics on imgur.com if you want to upload.
Your pics won't be removed from there and lol they wouldn't be hacked either

What is NSFW in this btw? (Title Says)

Because I thought we were gonna somehow talk about sex in this thread at some point.