I am all in favor of banning all guns...

[Rassah]

...only because sword fights look way more epic.

That is all.

Spending too much time in the Men's steam room again huh?

No, just missing going to my Kendo/Iado classes.

Ah ha! you know something about fighting and swords. Therefore you are not allowed to help make policy about them. We need to call my friends Mom. She knows nothing about these things, but she does have strong opinions. She should decide. 

Aww, you're right