[BobLawblaw]

 

[Spoetnik]

AHAHHAHA hilarious !

I once was trying to make my way into a really small staff area inside a kitchen back in 1995
so i could take my break.. have a smoke and maybe some food etc.
It was a room that was barely wide enough to slide in a few chairs and a long table thing.
So there was two young cute chicks in there and i tried to get in too..
I turned sideways to squeak past the girl and her dinner plate with a mashed potatoes + roast beef / gravy.
(her plate was right at the edge of the table)
And the bulge from my crotch poking out from my apron knocked her food on the floor.
I was sort of laughing but was embarrassed and felt bad i ruined her dinner.
The girls were smiling and laughed about it though.. they clearly seen the destruction my package caused !
True story !

Hung like a horse ?
NO !
Horses are hung like me.

Later one of them gave me her number 
I had planned on taking that chick to Spoetnik's magical panty dropper mattress mountain
But she rejected me on the phone when i called..
She made up some story about how she was sick and i never called back..
Although i think the problem was i was just fired days earlier from the restaurant for smoking weed in the basement.
Hey, it was winter.. what like i am going to go outside ? Fuck that shit !

[haankoammu]

i felt sad but am amazed to see how a penis can ruin your life in a second. lols

[Spoetnik]

i felt sad but am amazed to see how a penis can ruin your life in a second. lols

Ya but think of all the trim he will get 

Who knows maybe he will get Advertising & Sponsorship deals because of it ?
He can advertise LARGE condoms or something..

[Vod]

i felt sad but am amazed to see how a penis can ruin your life in a second. lols

A penis ruins a life approx 4.3 times per second.   

[otrkid70]

AHAHHAHA hilarious !

I once was trying to make my way into a really small staff area inside a kitchen back in 1995
so i could take my break.. have a smoke and maybe some food etc.
It was a room that was barely wide enough to slide in a few chairs and a long table thing.
So there was two young cute chicks in there and i tried to get in too..
I turned sideways to squeak past the girl and her dinner plate with a mashed potatoes + roast beef / gravy.
(her plate was right at the edge of the table)
And the bulge from my crotch poking out from my apron knocked her food on the floor.
I was sort of laughing but was embarrassed and felt bad i ruined her dinner.
The girls were smiling and laughed about it though.. they clearly seen the destruction my package caused !
True story !

Hung like a horse ?
NO !
Horses are hung like me.

Later one of them gave me her number 
I had planned on taking that chick to Spoetnik's magical panty dropper mattress mountain
But she rejected me on the phone when i called..
She made up some story about how she was sick and i never called back..
Although i think the problem was i was just fired days earlier from the restaurant for smoking weed in the basement.
Hey, it was winter.. what like i am going to go outside ? Fuck that shit !

LMFAO it's funny that women laugh because it was your package that knocked the food off the table....Now if it was a different body part the woman might have been pissed.   She now has a story to tell friends how your cock cleared the table. Good Job!

[snipertrader]

is comedy joke and crazy thread

[plpbtc1526]

Lol. So his penis is to blame why he failed. Im sure he is very frustrated. He should cut it out next time he play again at olympics lol.
The dream of Japan was ruined by a dick hahaha.
I guess he is hard that time and think about nasty things. He is good but his penis did not partcipate and touch the bar.

[Spoetnik]

@VOD
HAHAH Clever !
And true 

Did he talk about it on TV ?

[European Central Bank]

why the hell wouldn't an athlete whose job is clearing unstable chunks of metal pack that shit away as tight as possible? i'd shave my head too just in case a rogue hair took my dreams out.

[Spoetnik]

The REAL story here is an Asian with a BIG penis 

I thought the stereo type was they had small ones ? hahahha

[Altaraiser]

  Should they using some kind crotch guard?

[twerdefnce]

I think he is just very unlucky, as this could happen to almost everyone, it is still sad to be him as he didnt jump this

[amanojaku]

i hope he doesn't blamed his penis and cut it off

[ToucheCoin]

i dont get it, he's boner while make a jump or just the penis protector like in fighting match or what?? 

[Crashews]

Where are the POLE vault puns?

He missed the first tuck?

I'm leaving now.