Puppies and candy ? good play sir
All ya gotta do to get me in a Van is put a Sign on it saying,
Free Pizza !i would bound and gag myself LOL
So crypto-broke lately..
"Get in the Van.. i got Bitcoin" would prob work on me too !
The last girl i lived with had that happen to her actually.. some guy was trying to get her in his van
just before i started tappin' her ass.
I take it he didn't have any Candy ?
Was pretty easy for
me.. i worked with the chick at a restaurant and she said she was having troubles getting a
long ride home after work.
And i told her no problem honey, i can help you out.. i only live a few blocks away.. walking distance (i don't own a car/vehicle at all)
I had flirted with her a bit before.. some light
sexual harassment in the work place.. so my proposition was not totally out of the blue..
She kept saying are you serious ? And i was like oh yeah for sure.. so she kept calling my bluff..
I also knew damn well she had a boyfriend that lived closed by too and she lived with him sort of LOL
Fuck 'em i figured.. I am a Sexual Warrior and
i will have my conquest !And i did too
Those panties were on the floor probably within an hour of her in my own 2 bedroom apartment i rented by myself at the time
I had warned her when were still at work after i offered that i had moved my bed into the living room because of the summer time heat wave..
So there was only
one place to sleep and i also bragged about my bed being the most comfortable in town too.
i have a collection of high quality mattress's i like to pile up half way to the ceiling for luxurious comfort levels,
any girl that seen my bed have always ran at it to sit and check it out with a grin and amazement.. total chick magnet
And this one too, fell victim for the
tantalizing irresistible allure of
Spoetnik's Panty Dropper Mattress Mountain.
I had a hard time gettin' rid of that one though.. one vicious strike from Spoetnik "The sexual warrior's" Sword and she was living with me for 6 months
I didn't mind she was young (legal) and hot.. she liked wearing little and would make guys heads turn everywhere we went.
And because i had amazed her with my sexual powers her old boyfriend would try and fail to get her back..
She literally told me she didn't know guys could last longer in bed more than like 20 minutes hahaha
The poor girl was famished for manhood and deprived sexually and needed some sexual rehab from Spoetnik
Ass = Tamed.
next......I lured one into my sex dungeon before i worked with by asking her if she wanted to come to my house after work and help me do my laundry..
this hot ass blonde gave me a dead pan look and she turned to me face to face and said seriously and calmly staring at me with her piercing bright blue eyes.
that she couldn't.. and that she would be too busy sniffing my underwear.
Long story short i had to cook a full size Roast with potato's and carrots and a nice gravy to sweeten the pot for that one LOL
Ya gotta do what it takes
same place at the same time i was after another one, a hot Russian (all three had boyfriends) and that one i would regularly sexual harass her at work
and she would usually smile and mumble some shit about her boyfriend.. ya ya like i care.. i would laugh at her and make fun of the whole "i got a boyfriend" crap OL
then one day she showed up randomly for the first time at my house at 8am in the morning LOL
that was a failed battle though.. her boyfriend called her while she was standing in my kitchen hahaha
and she was shush'ing me and she said she lied to him about where she was going.. and she had to leave pretty quick
BUT, when she walked by my bedroom *leaving and seen
Spoetnik's Panty Dropper Mattress Mountainshe looked at me with a huge grin and was like holy crap !
she made a bee line straight into my bedroom and HAD to plant her sweet little Russian ass on it (Russian chicks are divine / A+ Recommended)
Sadly she had to leave though and i never did "seal the deal" ..but, i did see her recently smiling away at me at a new job she has in town..
The plot thickens.. like my Gravy
@the guy commenting earlier.. so how do you get a hot chick like that you asked ?
You need to be a Sexual Warrior.. like Spoetnik, and take no prisoners
No just means
not right now lol
