Fellow Bitcoiners.
We are happy to announce that the Ethereal Protection Agency GmbH&Co KG now offers its Protective hats for Bitcoin.
Our range of Products covers all needs for the trendy conspiracy theorist.
You want to protect you mind from the government and want to wear a stylish hat at the same time?
Then our Products are exactly what you need.
You want to go classy while being save from mind reading beams?
Our model "Top-hat" fits your needs:
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Or want to enjoy the middle age market, but you are afraid from CIA Agents? Wear our model "Knight":
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You like to relax at the beach, but can't leave your house due to satellites spying on you? Our model "strand hat" will help you:
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For the casual nutjob we have our models "Texas" and "Baseball":
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Our product range covers all kind of hats you may need:
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Due to the fragility of our products we are sorry that we are unable to ship them in assembled form.
But for only 0.5 BTC (excluding shipping) we will ship you all the materials you need to build the hat of your choice:
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Order now and receive a Dowsing Rod (unbent) for free:
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Haha!