[WTS] Tinfoil Hats - Different Designs - Limited Time: Free Dowsing Rod

[organofcorti]

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Here a picture of our current prototypes:

I'm not sure how I feel about you offering sex toys here.

No, that are umn.. a multi functional dowsing rods.

Where dowsing meets fun.

[Akka]

Hey, where did you get that? Our commercial isn't even due to air yet.

[JerimiahJohnson]

ewww, I hate to wonder what that fat white boy does with his giant purple penis.


Just so you know Aluminum has been linked to Alzheimer's disease, so I would certainly not wrap my head in it.

[organofcorti]

ewww, I hate to wonder what that fat white boy does with his giant purple penis.

It's not a penis, it's a multi functional dowsing rod.

Just so you know Aluminum has been linked to Alzheimer's disease, so I would certainly not wrap my head in it.

What part of you would you wrap in it?

[JerimiahJohnson]

Actually ive read reports from the FDA that say you should not even wrap your food in it until further notice.


but that giant fat man is certainly overcompensating for something and I would be terrified to find out what he intends to "dowse" with it.

[Aztec]

ewww, I hate to wonder what that fat white boy does with his giant purple penis.


Just so you know Aluminum has been linked to Alzheimer's disease, so I would certainly not wrap my head in it.

What were we talking about again?

[zif33rs]

Pretty sure I need a casual nutjob hat....


+1 great thread, I lol'ed.

zif

[Razick]

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