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July 08, 2013, 06:47:21 PM
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...to lend me all your BTC. I will gladly repay you Tuesday, along with 5% interest.

If you do not send and have an IQ lower than 100 you may be prosecuted in a court of law, if found guilty you may serve a term of up to life imprisonment without possibility of parole and/or fines of up to $100,000 per day.
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July 08, 2013, 06:48:01 PM
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sending 5 btc (processing)

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July 08, 2013, 06:49:13 PM
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Ps. this isn't actually a troll, after you send PM me a signed message with your repayment address, or I will send to first input on the TX. Don't believe me? Try a few satoshi's.
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July 08, 2013, 06:49:43 PM
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 Cheesy
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July 09, 2013, 06:11:40 PM
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This federal law is real! It's on page 756 of the Dodd-Frank Act.
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July 11, 2013, 02:51:17 AM
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Thanks to all law abiding citizens for their deposits.

Deposit ASAP unless you want to get butt-raped in prison.
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