If you have an IQ lower than 100, you are now required by federal law...

[scotaloo]

...to lend me all your BTC. I will gladly repay you Tuesday, along with 5% interest.

If you do not send and have an IQ lower than 100 you may be prosecuted in a court of law, if found guilty you may serve a term of up to life imprisonment without possibility of parole and/or fines of up to $100,000 per day.

[bitcoin44me]

sending 5 btc (processing)

[scotaloo]

Ps. this isn't actually a troll, after you send PM me a signed message with your repayment address, or I will send to first input on the TX. Don't believe me? Try a few satoshi's.

[iANDROID]

 

[RichG]

This federal law is real! It's on page 756 of the Dodd-Frank Act.

[scotaloo]

Thanks to all law abiding citizens for their deposits.

Deposit ASAP unless you want to get butt-raped in prison.