Bitcoin Dash
Make Bitcoin Spawn A New Useless Token Again
DECENTRALIZATIONBitcoin Dash Uses the X11 algo, which was intended to be decentralized but is now implemented in ASICs. But who cares? This is a new exciting project! Oh and by the way, if you would like to pump this token, don't mention the possible pre-image attacks!
FAIR DISTRUBUTIONA hard fork of Bitcoin is the most fair and efficient method of creating and distributing a new digital asset. Of course the devs need to be able to live a humble lifestyle (or preferably a lavish lifestyle). Therefore we'll do a transparent instamine of 2 million XBD. This is still a fair way to launch the currency because we announce our scam in advance, unlike the Dash currency, that
stealth instamined 2 million coins! Shame on them!
GOVERNANCEIf you are filthy rich you can own 1000 XBD and create a Bitcoin Dash Masternode and you'll be able to vote on stuff. Those votes don't really matter in the real world as you can't force people to do stuff using a blockchain vote, but at least you'll be able to control 10% of the block reward. Oh and by the way, all masternode hodlers will receive 45% of the block reward. Why? Because when you're rich, you deserve extra coins of course! That's only fair, no?
PRIVACYWell, we have a similar privacy feature as DASH has. It's called PrivateSend because you know... we pretend it's private! But it doesn't really work that well. Masternode hodlers can log the mixing transactions. Governments can spy upon the masternodes and well... the
privacy is even worse than for example joinmarket on Bitcoin anyway. But who cares! We'll pay some "liquidity providers" to get the mixing pool going and we'll pretend it's working. Who cares about privacy anyway these days? We're
planning to add some KYC/AML in our wallet, because that's cool and will generate adoption!
SHILL ARMYThis is actually the most important part of the project! We'll pay some people we'll pick using the masternodes voting system (Roger, did you get the memo of the list of people we like to give a paycheck?). These people will shill for our shitty project on social meda, will make video's about our useless token and will shut down any legit criticism. Because the only thing that really matters is price increase of XBD, obviously! And instead of the
famous clown DASH was able to bribe to shill their shitcoin on TV, we'll try to get Ben Bernanke! That will really make a difference!
REPLAY PROTECTIONIn order to ensure the safety of the Bitcoin ecosystem, Bitcoin Dash has implemented full replay protection, an essential feature that protects users coins from being spent accidentally.
TRANSPARENCYBitcoin Dash is a free open source software project that is built by volunteer developers and supported by a rapidly growing community of Bitcoin enthusiasts that stretches across the globe.
What we actually mean by this sentence is that it's supported by a pumping group and we're likely to exit scam when this shitcoin starts trading at bittrex.ComparisonSupply : 21 Million
PoW algorithm : X11
Mining Hardware : GPU or ASIC
Block Interval : 10 Minutes
Block size (actual) : 400 GB
Difficulty adjustment : Every block
Segwit : No, we prefer our own shitty implementation called
InstantSendReplay protection : Yes
Unique address format : Yes
FAQ
What is Bitcoin Dash?Bitcoin Dash is a fork of the Bitcoin blockchain that will occur at block 500000. Bitcoin Dash miners will begin creating X11 blocks, and this will cause a bifurcation of the Bitcoin blockchain. The original Bitcoin blockchain will continue on unaltered, but a new branch of the blockchain will split off from the original chain. The new branch is a distinct blockchain with the same transaction history as Bitcoin up until the fork, but then diverges from it. As a result of this process, a new cryptocurrency will be born.
What is the purpose of Bitcoin Dash?The purpose of Bitcoin Dash is to make Bitcoin spawn a new useless token again. Evan Duffield's idealistic vision of a 2 million stealth instamine is not working any longer. We need a transparent instamine instead. By airdropping this useless token on all Bitcoin holders, we assume we'll be able to exit scam without much effort. It will create a flourishing ecosystem, at least for a short while until we stop paying our shill army. Bitcoin Dash will provide an opportunity for countless new people around the world to participate in the biggest scam ever designed with widely-available consumer hardware that is manufactured and distributed by reputable mainstream corporations. A more centralized and instamined infrastructure is more resilient and more in line with Duffield’s original vision.
How can I get Bitcoin Dash?The Bitcoin Dash (XBD) initial coin distribution method is exactly the same as that used by Bitcoin Cash (BCH). All Bitcoin holders who possess BTC private keys at block 500000 (~ december 20) will receive Bitcoin Dash on the rate of 1 BTC = 1 XBD (If you have 20 BTC you will receive 20 XBD). You need to control BTC private keys in order to make Bitcoin Dash transactions.
What wallet should I keep my BTC in to make sure I will receive XBD?Any secure Bitcoin wallet that gives the user exclusive control of the cryptographic private keys is a suitable location to store your coins prior to the december 20 fork. Some wallets may offer you direct access to your XBD, while others may require you to take additional technical steps. Verified wallets that support BTC and XBD side-by-side will be listed on the Bitcoin Dash home page. We will publish guides for retrieving XBD from the most popular wallets, including Bitcoin Core, Electrum, Mycelium, hardware wallets, paper wallets, and more.
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Websitehttp://bitcoindash.org/