Hi everyone. I'm BitcoinAshley from the future. The forum can't display future post dates, but a bitcoin-crowdfunded time machine was built and I am returning to this thread from June 11, 2014 to tell you the following has happened:
-BTC is $123,748 (Sorry, Rpietila)
-Bernanke and Krugman both admitted they were wrong on national TV
-Gold is $4,378/oz (Sorry, cypherdoc)
-The USD is inflating at a rate of 37% YoY at the moment, increasing every month. The EUR and JPY are already in shambles
-I am really, really rich
-So are all of you. Well, most of you. A few of you took long-term short positions, and still will, even after reading this (we used algorithms to determine that this post would not significantly affect the future. Turns out bears will be bears.)
-Your grandma can now use bitcoins to buy petrol and cigarettes at the ghandi mart. Congrats!
-Litecoins are accepted at Wal-Mart
-Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity has been discovered. But I'll make you wait for that one...
Ok, trade accordingly!
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you do realize, by telling us all this you have forked the timeline and the future will now play out differently!