Chuck Norris An Early Adopter: Proof Inside!

[kireinaha]

• When Chuck Norris wants the value of Bitcoin to rise, he loads BitcoinWisdom in his Internet browser and roundhouse kicks the computer. This is the true cause of "market rallies".
• Fun fact: At the moment that Satoshi first brought the Bitcoin network online, he found that Chuck Norris had already completed mining the first 600 blocks.
• Fiat currencies work on trust. Bitcoin works on fear. Fear of Chuck Norris.

[Mikcik]

thats quite nice, first bitcoin-chuck norris joke, maybe it will brind the "dull" population to bitcoin :-).

Is there by the way any bitcoin related comics yet?

[beetcoin]

sadly enough, this post seems less crazy than what actortomgtruong usually posts.

[kireinaha]

• In order of hashing power: 1. CPU 2. GPU 3. ASIC 4. Chuck Norris stare down.
  
  The latter's hash rate is so powerful that top Bitcoin experts secretly fear a 51% attack on the network.

[kireinaha]

Chuck Norris Has never received an electric bill for his mining equipment; he powers it with rage.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

And he pays all those that work with him via Bitcoin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA

[hilariousandco]

Now how long is it going to be before we have Norriscoin?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Now how long is it going to be before we have Norriscoin?

How about JCVDcoin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

After each yet-to-be-determined block of blocks, the reward splits, doing such 21M times.