A joke my boss told me

[MDKing]

Hello:

The other day at the office while enjoying a beer with my boss he told me a joke so I'd thought I'd share it.

A newly engaged couple was beginning to take the marriage course at their local church. During the session there was a guest speaker talking about mixed emotions. You know the type where you're so happy you could cry. The man leans over to his wife to be and whispers into her ear, "Honey, I could never imagine you giving me mixed emotions." The woman pauses for a moment and replies, "Out of all of your friends, your penis is the biggest."

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[fornit]

A newly engaged couple was beginning to take the marriage course at their local church.

wtf "marriage course" ?!

[Binford 6100]

wtf "marriage course" ?!

the catholics dogma explained on weekends to people who'd like to get married in the church
kind of requirement.

reminds me of a joke, priest talking to a girl, soon-to-be-married in his church on the subject of a marriage course.
it usually takes three months to pass, but you, esther, with your smart jewish head, can do it in 4 weeks.

[warrant311]

ANother marriage joke for this thread

Little Johnny says to his dad "I am going to get married"

Dad: "That is great, do you have a little girl lined up Johnny?'

Johnny: "Yeah, Nana. She is an excellent cook, she loves me and tells amazing bedtime stories"

Dad: "Unfortunately you can't marry her son"

Johnny: "What is the problem Dad?"

Dad: "Well she is my mother, and you are not allowed to marry my mother Johnny."

Johnny: "Why is that? You married mine"


Source: https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/sexist-jokes

[peter0425]

Hello:

The other day at the office while enjoying a beer with my boss he told me a joke so I'd thought I'd share it.

A newly engaged couple was beginning to take the marriage course at their local church. During the session there was a guest speaker talking about mixed emotions. You know the type where you're so happy you could cry. The man leans over to his wife to be and whispers into her ear, "Honey, I could never imagine you giving me mixed emotions." The woman pauses for a moment and replies, "Out of all of your friends, your penis is the biggest."

While i Enjoy your Joke but what about this?

If you liked it feel free to tip! I'll buy my boss a beer, 13oAhg23DWDEURAcHUzguHBEv1tEoB5bEL

Asking for Tip because of This Joke?lucky you have this post in 2011 because if in just recently?you might Get a tag for this.

[GeorgeJohn]

Hello:

The other day at the office while enjoying a beer with my boss he told me a joke so I'd thought I'd share it.

A newly engaged couple was beginning to take the marriage course at their local church. During the session there was a guest speaker talking about mixed emotions. You know the type where you're so happy you could cry. The man leans over to his wife to be and whispers into her ear, "Honey, I could never imagine you giving me mixed emotions." The woman pauses for a moment and replies, "Out of all of your friends, your penis is the biggest."

If you liked it feel free to tip! I'll buy my boss a beer, 13oAhg23DWDEURAcHUzguHBEv1tEoB5bEL

Nice one,that shows that the wife of that guy has slept with all the friends of her husband,for she to notice that the husband penis  is the largest among all the friends. If are may ask how did she know that the husband friend has a medium penis?
Can someone answer the question.

[Kamilaz]

Is it bad that it took me a long ass time to get this joke?