ANother marriage joke for this thread
Little Johnny says to his dad "I am going to get married"
Dad: "That is great, do you have a little girl lined up Johnny?'
Johnny: "Yeah, Nana. She is an excellent cook, she loves me and tells amazing bedtime stories"
Dad: "Unfortunately you can't marry her son"
Johnny: "What is the problem Dad?"
Dad: "Well she is my mother, and you are not allowed to marry my mother Johnny."
Johnny: "Why is that? You married mine"
Source:
https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/sexist-jokes