Foxpup's Merit Cycling Club 🦊 🎉 🔞 4th Anniverary Foxhole "Festivities" [NSFW]

[o_e_l_e_o]

I keep learning new words!

Well, let's just hope you don't suffer from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!

[CoinEraser]

Congratulations on this anniversary. Four years is a long time and impressive. I'll open a cold beer tonight and celebrate with you. Have fun at the orgy party.   

[GazetaBitcoin]

I might or I might not being in my birthday suit as well.

 

As you might remember I am a filthy, mustachioed, lustful Italian

My friend, you are too modest! You should be remembered for other aspects, far more important in life. Such as

Italian stallion is ready to compete.

Edit: hint it’s not a tail.

BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNK∂€ČHIŒßØLʃÊN!

Where is that FLÜGGÅӘNK∂€ČHIŒßØLʃÊN? Is it me the only one which did not have a slice?

[o_e_l_e_o]

Where is that FLÜGGÅӘNK∂€ČHIŒßØLʃÊN? Is it me the only one which did not have a slice?

Don't worry. There is plenty to go around! (Mildly NSFW gif.)

[PrimeNumber7]

(Alternative nude image link if Cloudflare's being... Cloudflare.)

Geeze, lamo. That is a bit much for my eyes. 🤣

[The Sceptical Chymist]

**.....I've been wide awake since my flirst post when I sed I was early....anyone got some downers to put the retired pharmacist to bed with?  The damn liquor ain't having its intended effect.  Or it coulda been all the other substances.  Nothing I say is true, so don't believe me and/or use it against me in a court of law....**

LoyceV!!  Is that a registered sex offender in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[LoyceV]

LoyceV!!  Is that a registered sex offender in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Nothing about it is registered!

[o_e_l_e_o]

anyone got some downers to put the retired pharmacist to bed with?

Never get high low on your own supply? No worries, I can hook you up. Xanax? Versed? Ambien? Diprivan?

Nothing I say is true, so don't believe me and/or use it against me in a court of law....

Same. I lost my ability to tell the truth in an unfortunate boating accident.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Never get high low on your own supply? No worries, I can hook you up. Xanax? Versed? Ambien? Diprivan?

Xanax and benzos....horrible detox.  Lol at the Versed.  I'd have to keep injecting myself every 30 seconds just to get through a standard party, and then I'd never remember anything anyway.  Ambien is blech.  And Diprivan?  Also milk of amnesia, and I'm not looking to get to a deep anesthetic plane.  Something makes me think that might be your specialty.

And hey.  What happened to the party, boys?

[o_e_l_e_o]

And hey.  What happened to the party, boys?

I assume they all drunk themselves in to unconsciousness. Which is a shame, I was just getting lubed warmed up!

[GazetaBitcoin]

And hey.  What happened to the party, boys?

I assume they all drunk themselves in to unconsciousness. Which is a shame, I was just getting lubed warmed up!

Please bear in mind that some if them are inoffensive voyeurs (I am not judging them :p):

Annual fox celebration including drunken shenanigans and/or sexual impropriety? Let me be one of the first ones to grab my seat to watch it!

OMG! RickDeckard is a voyeur!

RickDeckard at our party orgy from next week be like:

As I am not part of the gang, I am not allowed to be part of this. So I stand still, on a corner, holding my silver platter with a selection of kinky tools, alcohol, and snorting substances, for you to serve.

Of course I am blindfolded, so I cannot know who is impregnating who.

I am relieved to see I'm not the only one admitting to be here (uninvited).
I mean that I expect to have a much bigger (blindfolded) crowd around here, but I see that all stay silent.
(Rising a full glass towards the direction of @fillippone's voice) : cheers!

Besides, 1miau shied away in front of our "celebration" involving gimp masks and stuff like this:

Did I hear "celebration"?

Technically yes, but probably not the kind you're thinking of.

icopress was banned this year for not saying his prayers


And nutildah was busy with the camera, as always

So no worry, everybody was (still is) at his place

[fillippone]

Please bear in mind that some if them are inoffensive voyeurs (I am not judging them :p):

As I am not part of the gang, I am not allowed to be part of this. So I stand still, on a corner, holding my silver platter with a selection of kinky tools, alcohol, and snorting substances, for you to serve.

Of course I am blindfolded, so I cannot know who is impregnating who.

A am one of a rare breed of voyeurs: blindfolded voyeurs

[suchmoon]

Looks like I missed the party unless this is one of those weeks-long orgies.

[LoyceV]

Looks like I missed the party

Really? I thought you were still unconscious

unless this is one of those weeks-long orgies.

Those are the best

[Foxpup]

Looks like I missed the party unless this is one of those weeks-long orgies.

I never intended it to last this long, but lucky for you I have incredible stamina.