How is Satoshi Nakamoto not from the future? (i.e. A time manipulator) ::)

[iahmess]

   Are they even born yet?  The whole situation is sus to the point that something about this guy is for sure not something that falls under the category of "things that can happen ... at all ...".   

  I've been asking as many questions as I can trying to find out who this Joker is (so I can plan out a heist because I have no money to buy BTC).   Without fail, every time the response I hear is "Who wants to know?" followed by "What's with all the questions?" (as is tradition).

  Things I can presume about this feller are that:
       

• They are too f*************g smart to have died and especially so as to not have been murdered/assassinated by any interested gomments
• From the future cause that's one safe a*******ss place to be when doing something that pisses off the US gomment
• They are a female, and they did all the work solo. (Me being so right about this one is going to make the right amount of genuine assholes out there angry, which is all of them!)
• This particular individual is more intelligent than every other human-being has been or will ever be.
• The previous presumption demands this presumption be made before it:
  
  • Satoshi is/was/will be a human-being at some point in time.

Hopefully my skillful deductive sherlock holmesing helps you more than any other information you may have seen about the coolest guy in and or around existence in a way that allows you to further your personal search and cough up any new info about the ... themselves ... back to me here in this thread.   Any information that helps in any way earns the person who formated it a spot on the heist crew once we catch up with Ze. Nakamoto... 

 

[Ambatman]

Okay this satoshi this and satoshi that is getting worse than Trumps.
I can one self moderate a post like this.
1. Smartness doesn't decide if a man would survive or not if so Trump wouldn't be alive or Albert Einstein wouldn't have died relatively young.

2. So you really believe the future is safe.

3. Lol what he created was revolutionary doesn't make him more intelligent than everyone in the world.

[iahmess]

Okay this satoshi this and satoshi that is getting worse than Trumps.
I can one self moderate a post like this.
1. Smartness doesn't decide if a man would survive or not if so Trump wouldn't be alive or Albert Einstein wouldn't have died relatively young.

2. So you really believe the future is safe.

3. Lol what he created was revolutionary doesn't make him more intelligent than everyone in the world.

You wanna do the heist with me or nor?     You didnt add any newly meaningful information and what you have is flimsy supposition at best.   I like your lack of style though, it is a great match for my heistery.

[EluguHcman]

Satoshi Nakamoto did not force in Bitcoin to existence neither has he as the Bitcoin creator in anyway been legally indicted on the tension of violating the public monetary laws.

Bitcoin is a decentralized digital currency which means anyone holding Bitcoin has all right to decide on their anonymities while holding their Bitcoin couple the golden/treasure potentials of Bitcoin which can be attractive for thefts to hunt anyone falling on their traps.

So as a creator of this financial system, his unrevealing is good as example of inspiring other enthusiasts to stay anonymous with their holding so that their funds and lives can also be safe not because they are on illegal indulgence but of the fact that it would attract negative ideals on the public such as "stealing their funds".

So Satoshi's anonymity is is a case of inspiring us the adoptors of his invented Bitcoin regarding its potentials values.