Sep. Joke contest WIN up to 5$

[el kaka22]

im not 40 year old !!!

im 18 yo

with 22 years experience


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[you]

+1
I Like this one of the parrot

[Katekyo]

I made a vote and it was deleted: this is not fair

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The parrot went to the henhouse in the evening, and f#ck3d all the chickens.

At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).

The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminent f#ck fate.

After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"


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+1

[FFrost]

What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.

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Good joke but slightly dated +1

[CryptoFutaba]

By the way...

Batman and Robin were coming back from a party.

Both drunk, but Batman was much worse. Batman was so drunk that he decided to ask Robin to drive the Batmobile back home.

Excited to have this first opportunity to drive such a nice car, Robin sits in front of the steering wheel, puts his hand on the gear stick, puts the first gear and takes off smooth.

He shifts to the second gear, increases speed, shifts to the third, and to the forth gear, and drives through a curve at more than 70mph.

The car skids, so he reduces driving speed, stepping on the brakes, but regains control, he shifts back to the third gear, and so they went.

As soon as they arrived at the Batcave, Robin parks the car so proudly. Then, batman asks:

— Robin, give me a kiss?

— Hey Batman! Are you crazy? Who do you think I am?

— Oh, c'mon, don't complicate things! You know quite well that the Batmobile has got automatic transmission!

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+1
lol I like this one by libivan

[Nobitcoin]

What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.

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Made me laugh +1

[mellzinha]

I vote for this batman joke lol +1

[libivan]

  +1 I vote for this criplib joke

[crystalsum]

What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.

1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3

Classic I heard this joke when I was at college +1

[andy75]

Thanks you guys for posting / voting 

today is the last day if any one want to hurry and add / vote 

[JimClone]

What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.

1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3

Hahaha very funny man +1

[bobolini]

What do you call a blonde standing on her head??


A brunette with bad breath!!

[bobolini]

Mom and Dad were married 50 years and the celebration was a big one. Being a working class family, the children all chipped in to send Mom and Dad on their first cruise ever, with their accommodations as inside and upper/lower berths.

In the excitement of departure, Mom forgot her hearing aids.

The first night on board they retired to their upper/lower berth stateroom. Dad Looks at the bedding situation and asked “Up or down?”

A look of surprise swept over Mommas’ face and she proceeded to have the wildest sex they have had in 40 years.

Each night Pappa would ask “Up or Down?” Each night the sex gets wilder and better.

Upon their return home, they unpack and Momma finds her hearing aid and puts it in. That evening Poppa stands at the foot of the bed in happy anticipation and says ” Well, Up or Down?”

A little confused Momma asks “Up or Down what?”

Poppa said “I’m not sure, but each night on the cruise when ever I asked that question you gave the best sex ever!”

“Oh my G-d!” Momma said in disgust

“I thought you were saying Fuck or drown.“

[andy75]

Thank you guys for participation.

the results are in :

number 1 :

What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.

1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3

number 2 :

The parrot went to the henhouse in the evening, and f#ck3d all the chickens.

At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).

The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminent f#ck fate.

After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"


1GUGow6mR8Z8f1dRu6iPza6CtiS1yoXY5s

number 3 :

By the way...

Batman and Robin were coming back from a party.

Both drunk, but Batman was much worse. Batman was so drunk that he decided to ask Robin to drive the Batmobile back home.

Excited to have this first opportunity to drive such a nice car, Robin sits in front of the steering wheel, puts his hand on the gear stick, puts the first gear and takes off smooth.

He shifts to the second gear, increases speed, shifts to the third, and to the forth gear, and drives through a curve at more than 70mph.

The car skids, so he reduces driving speed, stepping on the brakes, but regains control, he shifts back to the third gear, and so they went.

As soon as they arrived at the Batcave, Robin parks the car so proudly. Then, batman asks:

— Robin, give me a kiss?

— Hey Batman! Are you crazy? Who do you think I am?

— Oh, c'mon, don't complicate things! You know quite well that the Batmobile has got automatic transmission!

1GdwGhHvkV8eXB1JGAubAHQJwpbtCgk7tD

since 2-3 places got the same number of votes so i have send them 3$ each

 

check your wallets

[CripLib]

Thank you! Prize received!

Thanks for the votes

Thank you all for participating! That was fun

Thank you guys for participation.

the results are in :

number 1 :

What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.

1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3

number 2 :

The parrot went to the henhouse in the evening, and f#ck3d all the chickens.

At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).

The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminent f#ck fate.

After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"


1GUGow6mR8Z8f1dRu6iPza6CtiS1yoXY5s

number 3 :

By the way...

Batman and Robin were coming back from a party.

Both drunk, but Batman was much worse. Batman was so drunk that he decided to ask Robin to drive the Batmobile back home.

Excited to have this first opportunity to drive such a nice car, Robin sits in front of the steering wheel, puts his hand on the gear stick, puts the first gear and takes off smooth.

He shifts to the second gear, increases speed, shifts to the third, and to the forth gear, and drives through a curve at more than 70mph.

The car skids, so he reduces driving speed, stepping on the brakes, but regains control, he shifts back to the third gear, and so they went.

As soon as they arrived at the Batcave, Robin parks the car so proudly. Then, batman asks:

— Robin, give me a kiss?

— Hey Batman! Are you crazy? Who do you think I am?

— Oh, c'mon, don't complicate things! You know quite well that the Batmobile has got automatic transmission!

1GdwGhHvkV8eXB1JGAubAHQJwpbtCgk7tD

since 2-3 places got the same number of votes so i have send them 3$ each

 

check your wallets

[hermanhs09]

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[libivan]

Thanks, transfer received. Will there be an October contest?

[andy75]

Thanks, transfer received. Will there be an October contest?

i think there will be