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June 13, 2014, 07:35:27 AM |
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I'll start...
Q: What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving?
A: A Fiat
Q: What's the difference between a blind man using a map and a truckload of BFL Jalapeños?
A: The blind man has a chance of finding a block.
Q: Why did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU.
A: He was mining before it was cool.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi nakamoto who? You will never know.
Chuck Norris mined all Bitcoins, twice.
Chuck Norris gets 600 GH/s... with an abacus.
When Chuck Norris needs money he mines a block using his brain's hashing power.
Q: Why did the Bitcoiner fail his astronomy test?
A: He estimated the Earth's orbit at about two weeks.
A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
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