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June 13, 2014, 07:35:27 AM
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I'll start...

Q: What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving?
A: A Fiat

Q: What's the difference between a blind man using a map and a truckload of BFL Jalapeños?
A: The blind man has a chance of finding a block.

Q: Why did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU.
A: He was mining before it was cool.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi nakamoto who? You will never know.

Chuck Norris mined all Bitcoins, twice.

Chuck Norris gets 600 GH/s... with an abacus.

When Chuck Norris needs money he mines a block using his brain's hashing power.

Q: Why did the Bitcoiner fail his astronomy test?
A: He estimated the Earth's orbit at about two weeks.

A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”

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Bitcoin mining is now a specialized and very risky industry, just like gold mining. Amateur miners are unlikely to make much money, and may even lose money. Bitcoin is much more than just mining, though!
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June 14, 2014, 06:07:23 AM
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https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=18763
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September 03, 2014, 03:58:42 PM
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"Bitcoin is more stable than gold!" That cracks me up everytime.

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September 03, 2014, 04:29:18 PM
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"Im smart thats why I dont invest in BTC"
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September 04, 2014, 01:40:40 AM
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At a bitcoin party, there is only one bitcoin drinking.

 The bartender asks the bitcoin that's drinking. When you drink, how is it that the other bitcoins in the party, also get drunk without drinking?

 The bitcoin that's drinking says, yeah we are part of the same blockchain
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September 04, 2014, 03:43:28 AM
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Person 1: Knock Knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: GP

Person 2: GP who?

Person 1: No, I'm waiting for my ASIC.


(the joke will become fun after 6 confirmations)

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September 04, 2014, 07:15:40 AM
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sorry for my bad english


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September 06, 2014, 03:53:17 AM
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A group of men bet ฿0.1 on which of their girlfriends would win a 50 meter breaststroke swimming race.
 The brunette came in first; the redhead came in second and the blonde was last. When the blond’s boyfriend told her about the wager she said: â€I don’t want to be a tell-tale or anything, but the other two used their arms.â€
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September 06, 2014, 09:11:25 AM
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I don't remember who actually did this one, but it's a classic anyway!

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