I'm new here, obviously. New to bitcoin, and just getting started learning.
Welcome to the bitcoin world and bitcointalk.
Was hoping someone could give me the short version about this bitcoin stuff. I tried browsing the forums but everything seems to be just one garbled mess of randomness and to be honest its a bit painful to read anything useful as far as discussion goes as most of the things that would be useful have 20+ pages of posts filled with little to no relevant info and its painful to try and sort through.
So how's about it. Someone want to give me the short version on things i should know just starting out?
IMHO,
http://www.coindesk.com/information/ gives best introduction for newbies. It is easy to read and covers all aspects.
You don't need to read the pages for mining and/or altcoins if you are not planning to buying an ASIC or some altcoins.
There is also a glossary that you may find useful later.